h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It has been a little quiet for the past few days, most researchers seem to be a little busy IRL.

*Munches on a snow rainbow*

I know the feeling

I'm making the most of it though. It's the perfect opportunity to flex my brain and pour out some new material for the guide.

*Awaits honey*

*Removes sign, supplies honey doughnuts*

Hows things BB?

*teleports in*

Ah, hello Croz, BB, having a nice day?
Just thught I'd pop by for a quick munch eh?
A Snow Rainbow if you please...

Oh, you wouldn't mind if I check the stall for soundness? I like to check some structural things every now and then...
Would it be OK if I got my Watch to check it over?

*Hands over a Snow Rainbow*

Is it likely to break anyhting?

Nope...
Not unless I tell it to...
And I'd hardly tell it to shoot down one of my favorite snack shacks...

*takes donut*

Ah, thankyou...

Right then, Watch, dispatch eval-probes and scour the area. Report any faults directly to me, indescreet.

{Affirmative Sir. Sending...}

Oh, almost forgot.

BB has said that an antigrav nightclub would be a great idea. The place is currently still in the early stages of design, but it should be ready to be staffed by the end of the week if I get myself organised. Is it still ok to have one of those antigrav thingies fitted (you will get a credit on the page and as many free drinks at the bar as you want).

Hehe...
Yeah, that's hoopy...
I've seen the page "Opening soon..."

Just tell me when you want the equipment, and I'll send a Frieght Carrier along...

The ssoner the better really, that way everything can be set up for opening night.

Do you have a suitibly overpowered sound system as well with speakers the size of an office block?

*thinks...*

Oh yeah...I've got some of those...I have some in the Tertiary Labs...
They've been, ahem, abandoned, but I'm sure I can go and look for them...sure!

I gotta go now, but I'll send along the equipment tomorrow, OK?

Toodlepip!

*teleports out...*

*A cold chill blows over the room, and the lights flicker for a moment. The hooded Krylma Leader peeks his head in*

Joanna?

*Can't see her anywhere*

Er, okay. Guess I just won't be able to do this in person. This'll have to do.

*KL takes out a pen and a sheet of some sort of parchment. He writes a note, which he concludes by consulting a 3X5 card, on which there appears to be a recipe written. On finishing the note, KL leaves the note in a spot that Joanna is likely to see it*


Dear Joanna,
Hello, there. This is the Krylma Leader. This isn't a very easy thing for me to say, but...well, I want to apologize. You know, for organizing an armed robbery on the donut stall a few months ago. And for trying to kill you, Eomando, Demon Drawer, Afgncaap5, Garius Lupus, and all the other TDANE heroes back when I was first Affy's symbiote. And for trying to kill you during the TDANE incident. And for starting the strongest crime syndicate on h2g2 (STUMPED). And for a lot of other things that I can't exactly remember, but I'm still sorry for.
Anyway, I just wanted to write this note to apologize, and to tell everyone I'm sorry, and that I perfectly understood it way back when when someone said something along the lines of "Kill any STUMPED member who enters the stall!", and I'm also just trying to tell you that when I launch a huge attack on many facets of h2g2 life, it's nothing personal.
--Minos Krylma

PS-I've recently bridged a rift in the space/time continuum, and brought along a very special friend from the TDANE universe, so I wanted to celebrate. I was wondering if you could make a certain donut for me. Here is the recipe, if you can find the time. Oh, and you know the address of my Home Space, right? Yeah, you do, I think. Anyway, here's the address.
*Here follows a long list of instructions that would yield a very large donut, that is five thousand times larger than normal donuts*


*The Krylma Leader, convinced that this should do the job, leaves before someone recognizes him and tries to kill him*

Hi, I'm Croz. I'm temporarily in charge in Joanna and Eomando's absence. I don't know who you are so you're perfectly safe for the moment anyway, but from what you've said I get the impressiion that you are some sort of really nasty super villan (but it's your choice to make a living that way).

I'll make sure Joanna gets the note and recipe.

*Peeks head back in*

Yes, I am a supervillain on h2g2. You probably don't know much about me, personally, but you probably know about Afgncaap5, and possibly The Masque Of The Red Herring. If you ask those two, they would be able to tell you a lot of things about me.

Anyway, Joanna probably doesn't trust me. It involves the attempted murders of herself and her friends, armed robberies of the stall, etc. So, if Joanna didn't know this donut was for me, it would probably make things go much smoother. Thanks for your help!

*Mutters something under his breath, and dissapears under a cloud of smoke*

*Takes a cinnamon doughnut*

*Meanwhile, the probes are still hovering around the stall, looking for faults, though not exactly expecting to find any.*
*A few moments later, a small burst is seen coming from the Space Station, and a Friegth Transport flies overhead...*

*Removes sign*

Doughnut anyone?

A Gorgeous galaxy wouldn't go amiss...

Any messages??