h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Passes Joanna a Gorgeous Galaxy*

It's been pretty quiet. There was one message though, an apology from The Krylma Leader, whoever he is, and also would like you to make a special doughnut for a friend of his.

*takes GG, and a takeout bag, she can't afford any more time in the Net cafe)

Thanks Croz. Tell the Krylma leader to get back to me on Wednesday, I'm on holiday 'till then!

b4n

Will do Joanna,

*Takes a cinnamon doughnut for himself*

Self service sign will automatically go up at 1400BST, got to go and see my folks.

*Comes in, reads the backlog, leaves, and waits till Wednsday*

*one of the probes, still scanning, stops as it recieves new orders...*

*it follows the Krylma Leader...*

*wanders in and looks around in slight confusion*

*walks over to the mh tank and prepares himself an mhCHUD*

*eats the mhCHUD and grabs an IWA, places it in a bag and places the bag on the Timeslide platform*

*targets three days ago and corrects for planetary motion*

*opens slide with a watery "wumph" and slosh*

*Removes self service sign*

Doughnuts! Doughnuts! Come and get your lovely doughnuts!

*Slide closes with a highpitched squeal*

*Joe disengages the resonant tensor field generator (RTFG) from the power supply unit and opens an access panel on the side of the platform skirt*

Back lunchtime

*Storms in, and hides behind a table. The Big C's probe enters, does a quick scan of the room, and is about to leave when KL jumps out, grabs it, and forces the viewing mechanism to look him in the eye*

Probe, I'll assume you come from The Big C, so give him this message: it's my day off, so STOP FOLLOWING ME! I'M NOT UP TO ANYTHING NOW, I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM BEING EVIL!

*Throws the probe onto the ground and storms out*

*reattatches the access panel and reconnects the power supply*

*The control panel blinks and performs a power on self test*

*>>> Processor: Ceritas Quantum Processing Unit*
*>>> Memory: 256Pb OK*
*>>> RTFG: OK*
*>>> Field Inverter: OK*

*Acausal Mechanics logo appears and a progress bar creeps up on 100%*

*Timeslide briefly hisses and hums*

*Targeting screen opens and Joe targets the Krymla Leader in a rigid timeframe of 1 planck's time from the current now*

*Activates the slide with a wumph and hiss as KL appears on the platform*

*Engages a freeze time pocket around the Slide*

Don't destroy probes. Vandalism.

*comes in holding video tape*

Want to have a look at this and see if we can spot Joanna. I got it from a freind at GCHQ.

*Removes sign, eventually*

Sorry, hangover and washing needed doing.
*Eats a RL Alka Seltzer doughnut*

I wouldn't mind. Just as long as you fast forward though the adverts

you what, DD?

Just have a survellience tape here of street scenes in Prague was wondering if we could find Joanna seeing as she isn't here. But over there.

Ahhhh... okay, what street? I'm not sure i like the sound of surveilance...

(btw, I'm wimping out of touristing atm because i really can't face getting lost in the old town for the third time today, and i'm saving the castle for tomorrow....)

Castle is good. Well worht the wait. Mind you I was only there for one day and had to just whizz through the whole lot.

go to prague again. you have to its cool. im going now, things to do, bridges to take photos of... c u l8r

doughnut anyone?