h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pops back in, briefly...*
Just thought I'd quickly mention that the protests *seemed* to have stopped...but the new problem is the pesky drivers who can't wait, and are actually getting the tankers stuck in traffic!

In which case, nothing in this country hasn't had a car of some sort next to it at some time or other in the over 100 years since the motorcar has been invented.
There are even buggys on the moon, and the pathfinder probe could be considered a type of car.

Therefore, everything must be car-related.

Buses evolved from horse-drawn omnibuses which gained engines, rather than from cars which got bigger, so they're not so much car-related as a case of parallel evolution.

Buses are wonderful things. Especially the number 71 that's kept me in work this week.

I'm sorry I missed the rush. My computer crashed quite convincingly, and since thats the sixth time its crashed today i figured I'd let it stew for a bit & go and watch a video.

*Takes a cinnamon doughnut and ponders the thought of updating his userspace*

*Ponders how long I'll wait before a honey doughnut arrives*

*removes *

*hands over a honey donut*

You've gotta love the service here.

again I'm afraid... RL calls....

I hate that RL thingy... oh well, I'm still here.

Anyone wanna talk food?

This has been one of the busiest forums again! Yippee!

Reminds me of the good old days

*remenisces. uts the theme tune to the Hovis adverts on the jukebox*

When I were a lad...

... All this were nowt but fields.

You're right there Ah yup!

Shall we go into full 4 Yorkshiremen mode?

Why not

Ye can't do fiur Yorkshiremen with just the twain of you.

*walks in, looking puzzled...*

Watch, make a Geo analysis of this area.
{Affirmative.....done.}
Well, was this a filed?
{Negative, only ever a beach.}
Ah-hah! This were nowt but sand in yer time...

Eee by eck lads, now thurs a discovery

Aye and not somewat ye see ba nagt all the days.