h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...by the special request of Joe aka Arnia. & I'm sure that somewhere on this planet it must be hot enough for people to want to be cooled...

So, get your donuts here!!
Oooh I don't know what to choose whats on offer??! - go to the menu: http://www.h2g2.com/A254378
I still can't choose I still can't choose!! - have Eomando or me make you a surprise donut...
I'm thirsty!! - drinks are supplied by the Aroma Café http://www.h2g2.com/A202924

Eat and enjoy now

Joanna

Ok in time honoured tradition I get here first and order an S3.

Worryingly enough at the moment on my more posts page it says you posted that to the stall I minute before I did!

*hands over S3*

And also in time honoured tradition, I will now find that I have to go so its

Comment about what so soon

Another time honoured tradition.

Ooh, just missed Joanna. I hate when that happens.

Let's see... something chocolate, lots of chocolate. Soothes the nerves, reduces stress. There it is, Chocolate Supreme.

*Looks around for the optional chocolate sauce*

There it is!

*continues her stroll*

*Grabs an mhCHUD*

*Sounds of electronics beeping from behind sheet*

*Gives the sheet a customary suspicious glance and picks up a breakfast JD.*

Who's says we're bound by traditions.

*Moans about updating links and asks for a honey doughnut*

I love the old traditions.

*low hum gets louder*

*floors start to ripple*

*Pokes head out and sees floor*

Damn

*Head goes back behind the sheet*

*Humming goes back to its previous, relatively quiet, level*

*Floor solidifies again*

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have [cucumber wih salad cream]?

Only if I can have a honey doughnut.

*A sudden roar of what sound like water comes from behind the sheet followed by a soft slurping*

*Wall opposite the sheet starts bulging out from the room and slowly twists into a vortex. The surface starts glowing blue-white and an eerie light emerges. A matching light comes from behind the sheet, seeping out of gaps*

*Joe grabs a chair and whisks it behind the sheet but before he has walked out of view, the chair shoots out of the vortex and lands by his feet*

*Sudden clap of inrushing air and the vortex snaps back into a normal wall*

*Emerging*

That works, I am now proud to present *pulls sheet down* the TimeSlide! Our new connection with past, present, future, here, there and the other.

If the salad cream is off I'll settle for mayo!

Hi Joanna *but I think you're out at the moment*

*gets an MCG*

Cool, Joe. Whatz it do and howz it work?

Hi folks,

*helps herself to a Chocolate Supreme*
Witty M, where did you put the choc sauce? Ah, yes, I spotted it.

Joe, time sliding is a splendid idea - how far and how fast is it going?

I've been off h2g2 for too long...I've lost track of the donut stall for the first time since i've been here...!

ah well...i'm sure the autopost will get me there sure enough...

...and low & behold..it got me here...

*hands over a cucumber & salad cream donut*

I'm really not too sure about that one..but.. erm...no...for now I'll give it a pass...otherwise I'd have one too...

*hands over a honey donut to BB*

Thanks Eomando.

I knew you'd want one..somehow...i just knew it...

You're welcome, BB.