h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Reappears from asnother corner*
Hi all! I didn't actually leave yesterday... I just, err, had trouble getting out of this corner - my watch put up some sort of protective field.
Well, alright: my browser couldn't access your server! That's the 3rd time this's happened!
Can I've another EBA please E.
*Checks presence figures on watch*
Or Jo.

*Joanna is not here, she is therefore unable to serve you.*

*takes another EBA, puts "Dr Jazz" by Jools Holland on the juke, mumbles:*
Dr Jazz, Dr Jazz, bake my jelly roll...
*feels stupid, stops, but continues to 'grove it'*

*DD turns up for m frist evening of bowls practise and notices Joanna is out a choir practise*

Put's Duran Duran - Notorious on the Juke Box.

Hey there! How's it going DD?

Great I've just got back from the first dry evening I could get down to the Bowling green.

Oh, bowling eh? Never tried that myself. Well, I did the indoor bowling thing, but it's not quite the same, now is it? What do you think of the game? Think I should try it?

I think everyone should try it but then I've got medal and trophies and a Civil Service International badge.

Urm, well, er, cool!
Let me get you a donut! I think I saw a surprise donut hidden under the counter.

*Stumbles in, still carrying his traffic cone and feeling rather good*
Hello everybody
Drinks all round!
*Collapse onto a table, spilling the drinks all round the stall*
Whoops, don't worry I got it... Could I have an S3 please
*Takes mop and starts to wipe up the mess he made*

(to DD) What the hell's he doing?
(to MG) Erm, yeah sure, here you go.
I gotta go now, so I'll see you tomorrow!
- The Big C

*Joanna has returned from her choir practice and is now here and willing to serve donuts...*

Chocolate supreme to go please, Joanna



Thanks!

*hands over chocolate supreme*

Eat & Enjoy, Andra

*A dark and mysterious character walks in with an air of urgency. But not Affy's usual 'the bomb will blow up now' urgency. A different kind. He wears a dark-bluish uniform, with a cape. A dragon is emblazoned on his uniform. He pulls out a list marked 'revenge list'*

Let's see, Joanna was with Bond . . . but she isn't here right now. Hmmmm . . . I might have to wait to wreak my revenge on her for being associated with those who blew up my ship, thus deforming me. I swear, I look human! Now . . . I . . . urghhh . . .

*Falls to floor. Affy stands up*

Oh, boy. Where . . . the stall. But I was just at the Lab, in Lil's Studio, and . . . oh, no. The PAPA device. This is bad, very bad. Gotta get back!

*Spins around to run out the door, but slams into the wall, knocking himself out*

*DD wanders in early trying to get over the shock of having three entries in the editors selection for today*





I need a doughnut to recover an S16, with an L2a chaser.

*hands over S16 and L2a*



please note that until this evening all my replies are surrounded with tags



.....still waiting for aproval......and waiting for the day you get all five...... when's your birthday??

19 Sept. I've left enough clues on my homepage if anybody wanted to do the research.

No one else seems to be here for.

LUNCHTIME

*DD finds a Cranberry and Apple JD, and sits down to watch the world go by*

*also has a cranberry and apple JD*

*pretends not to be watching the world go by*