h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pretends not to notice notice Joanna pretending to watching the world going by*

*puts "music to watch girls by" on the Jukebox*

There must be something terribly wrong with me - I've never been here eating doughnuts!! But I'm intending to correct that right away, so:
Can I have a doughnut, please!!

*hands over sugar donut*
Eat and Enjoy, Alien!

*DD is surprised by the sudden appearance of the Self Service sign from apparently out of nowhere*

*Joanna, who isn't here, wonders why dd is surprised, afterall the sign had been there all along, she just reiterated it*

*DD leaves a note for Joanna*

Just noticed that the excuses entry has just this moment returned from the ether that is the subs.

*Can't wait to see the smile on Joanna's face when she finds out*

* I'd just noticed that my "more pages" had lost yet another entry. I'm really really pleased, naturalement.*

*DD looks forward to Joanna being able to talk about her new found status as being a resercher with articles passed up the queue*

*As does Joanna. So far 3 of her entries have vanished, she hopes this is a good thing...*

*DD's list has also moved but he's not sure which one has been moved*

ARGHHH!!!!!

*However Croquet has been added up the line*

Hurah!!!

Hi everyone, I'm back from my long sabbatical. The Saving the Galaxy Effort has its own page now, so everyone go there... follow the link from the end of the last thread on my page...

Could I get an S7 to celebrate, please, Joanna?

Actually, I mean, don't everyone go there RIGHT NOW... I don't want to take away custom from the doughnut stall...

Capn it's self service during the daytime whilst Joanna is at home not college. She doesn't want to run up a daytime phone bill now does she.

But... but... she posted just an hour ago...

Ohhhhhh, right... she's , right? I get ya...

*takes S7*

Thanks all. Back soon...

*saunters out*

*Mouth full of doughnut.*

Mmm-mphmmpmh-mhpmhpmhh-mhpmpmm!!!

*A short pause as she swallows.*

I'm sorry, I know it's not proper to talk with mouth full but I just had to say how good these doughnuts are...

Glad you liked it, Alien be sure to call again...

*removes sign, and starts singing to herself, while waiting for a customer...*

*DD is glad Joanna is a trained chorister and doesn't need to request a cheesey DN to stick in his ears unlike in Rene's restaurant in 'Allo 'Allo*

*Joanna is glad that DD isn't casting aspersions on her singing*

Cast aspersions, me? Do they catch much fish in aspersions, cause if they do then I don't want to cast them.