h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Me...? It won't open them in anything else but Word...that's the problem...I can't get them to open in anything else...

Hi Justin...it's rare seeing you on-line at the same time.

Donut's anyone...?

Please. Whatever you like, I'll eat it (I'm not a fussy eater!).

The gif.'s:
1) Compose a new e-mail (to anyone)
2) Go to "Insert".
3) "Picture"
4) Browse (unless you know the file path to follow)
5) Select the relative picture.
6)Click "Open" then "OK"

I know this can be a bit lengthy, but once you have the files named to your liking, you can remember which they are!

That's what I've done and it doesn't work! Like I said...it think's they're Word files...

I think you can have a toffee donut...mainly because that's what I'm going to have...
*hands over donut*

Justin?

Hello?

...hello...hello...?

Where did everyone go...

Oh well...I think I'll go spam some forums with the new address...

Until, either Joanna or I get back...

*taking toffee donut from Eomando*
Ho humm...
Let me think about it. I might have to send them *in* the e-mail as apposed/supposed (which is the correct?) to an attachment. Is it just these new batches you're having trouble with, or are the first ones playing up too? Let me know and I'll do my best to sort it out for you!...

Anyway, I'll have to go, otherduties to attend to et cetera, et cetera.

Have a nice evening y'all hear!

Removes
*note to self... this addiction thing is getting serious. Perhaps you should see a counsellor IRL*

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have one of your superb S3s? Said sweet snack sounds simply scrumptious!

*hands over S3 with a grin*

*Stumbles in, followed not so closely by Ampton, who is dragging himself along the floor, tracking some snow which Afgncaap5 quickly cleans up*

Whew! All that backlog, *PLUS* I have to move the location of the snow cannon. Hello, all. I'll have a classic S3, please. Poor Ampton blew a circuit, so give him the richest doughnut you have. And some caffeinated hot chocolate.

*Looks around*

This place doesn't look quite right yet.

*Glares at a light until it is only slightly brighter than all the others.*

All that normalcy is getting to me. Oh, Joanna, I think I've got a lead on your case. Is there anyone you've ever cursed without uncursing them?

Yes.... the information technology service... but that was only on Saturday... when nicescape forgot everything it ever knew about me and restored itself to a completely blank state... and gave me a 4Mb history file... I was *not* impressed.. they probably don't know, though...
*Hands over S3, and chocolate supreme for Ampton*
*and hot chocolate*

*Gratefully accepts doughnuts, and begins spoon feeding Ampton*

Thanks. Well, everything there seems to fit perfectly with my solution! Except for the part about them not knowing. Although, let me think.



Okay, I've got it. The fee will cost you seventeen tons of S16. Sorry, but, well, you know how expenses are. Do you still want to here the solution, even with this somewhat extravagant fee?

I *have* to know... 17 tonnes of S16 will be delivered to the place of your choosing by a big big lorry.

G'night, world

LOL! As long as it's a *big* big lorry! I'll take ten tons of the delivered to the crater, and the rest to my detective agency. People are complaining about the lack of snacks there.

Remember the alien? Well, after much interogation, I discovered he came from not another planet, but from another web system. I think you can guess which one. Anyway, the alien came to h2g2 searching for you! Why? Just wait a few moments.

*Sips some of Amptons hot chocolate while building the suspense*

You see, he was sent because of the curse that you haven't yet removed on that site. Now, when he discovered the origin of the curse that hadn't been cast yet, he was about to come down. While swooping down, the disturbance caused from my black hole generator in the time machine caused him to crash. Now he had a vengance for both you and me, which is why he was carrying the big gun.

*Sips some mroe of the chocolate*

After Eomando tracked it down and made it stop, I locked it up. However, we had not quite acounted for its tentacles. It mearly scribbled a note about what had happened, and what would happen, and threw it through my time machine, which explains why it broke shortly after the incident ended.

Anyway, he sent the message to the past, and the site has had a vengance on you ever since. They cause your computer to crash at the worst possible times. However, now that I've solved the mystery, they'll probably lessen their nefarious schemes.

*Stands up and bows*

Thank you. No rush delivering the doughnuts. I'm about to get off line anyway. See ya tomorrow!

Wow.
*eats jam donut and removes the curse from the ITS*

Morning Joanna, how are you this morning?

Could I have a coffee doughnut please?

Hot chocolate an steamy hot JD (your choice of Jam) I need to defrost. Brrrrrr.

Morning Croz, Morning DD... nice to see you're bright and happy this morning, Croz...
*hands over coffee donut, guava jam donut and hot chocolate*
hope this warms you up, DD

Cheers I'm feeling better already.

Always good to hear