h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I cook them, dammit! Its only right that I should be allowed one... but autoposting yourself for a donut, thats probably mad
*offers honey donut to Blue*

Thanks... Any time you want a doughnut, surely Eomando can get you one?

Only if she's here.

Very true.
However, at least we know we're safe if the maker of the doughnuts eats them... No cyanide inside, then?

*Walks out from behind a few molecules*

Hello, all.

*Looks at pegboard*

No messages to shoot other people's user pages. Oh well. Could I have a Gorgeous Galaxy please? And rhombus doughnut. Do you make rhombus doughnuts?

I prefer them shaped.

*hands over required wierd shape donuts*
I'm trying to write my lab, except excel is telling lies
Sorry about the relatively slow service.

Well, that's a good solution, but fish shaped doughnuts present certain hazards for me. You see, I accept payments for my bills in either fish or doughnuts. One doughnut is worth three fish. How many fish is a fish shaped doughnut worth? I wonder if this is my next mystery.

Is the mystery of the Fenny Fish completely solved?
Or how about this mystery - why don't people go to So Long And Thanks For Laughing?

Well, no the mystery isn't completely over until I know that all of the fish have been returned to their rightful owners. However, I believe that I've done all that I can do at this time.

Well, I already know why I don't go there. Where is it?

*Mrgrunt walks in with another stash of LPs.*
Evening all!
*Updates jukebox with all the 'hip' and 'happening' sounds*
*Mumbling*
Beethoven...check, Bach...check, wikki wikki wild wild west?
*Inserts new LPs and helps himself to a doughnut*
Moving seems to be almost a daily thing now. Hey ho.

For the experience of a lifetime, go to:
http://www.h2g2.com/A227440
and I recommend History, Kids and a lot of the ones by ViFT.

Oh. Okay . . . I'll just help myself to an IWA, okay?

let me do the honours
*hands over IWA*

Okay. I think we're pretty much alone now.

Ta RA!!!

I'm back and I still remember how to bowl. I think I'd like an S16 to celebrate. If I'd only bowled like I did tonight on Sunday...ah well bygones.

*hands over S16*
Hows the thing going for the post?

And I've finished both lab reports
I'll print them tomorrow in free-printer-credit physics land
Donut anyone?

Evidently not.
*Leaves Jam donut for BS
and *

No sign of life.

*Leaves pot of Jam behind counter for lunchtime doughnut*