h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Honey pie, you are making me crazy,
I'm in love but I'm lazy,
So won't you please come home.

(Honey Pie - The White Album)

*hands over honey donuts*
Haven't seen you for a while, Pie

A man went tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he always took his mum.
He's the all-American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son,
All the children sing
Hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill,
Hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill.

(The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill - The White Album)

There's a place,
Where I can go
When I feel low
When I feel blue.

(There's A Place - Please Please Me)

I'm sorry you feel blue today... assuming I've understood you correctly...
Joanna-the-perplexed

I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's today. - yeah,
The girl that's driving me mad,
Is going away - yeah.
She's got a ticket to Ryde
She's got a ticket to Ry-hi-yde
She's got a ticket to Ryde,
And she don't care.

(Ticket To Ryde - Help!)

Thats a shame.
Another donut?

I'll have one before I go, ta.

*hands over honey donut to blue*

Shopping calls!

Good day, all. (That should cover good morning, good afternoon and good evening).

May I have a toffee/honey EBA, please.

Too bad I had to be away yesterday - the Bond movie is moving fast now. I had hoped for one of those scenes where Bond is captured by the bad guy, who tells him all his plans, sets up some strange means of killing him (that takes 10 minutes to work) and leaves. I had envisioned strapping Bond and Joanna to the conveyor that pulls the logs into the saw. Oh well. How it turned out is good too.

That's what I've been waiting for. I mean I put my gun down and everything.

Evenin' Bods,

Isn't sciving college fun? Esspecially when you leave MRGRUNT behind to make up your excuses for you!

*Walks over to jukebox and puts on "Epic" by Faith No More, Notices the distinct lack of people and the Self-Service sign and helps himself to a random donut*

HAHA I'll take this donut back to my labrotory to find out what it is before I eat it, you can't be too careful.

*scurries off whilst laughing insanely*

Yes, DD, I know you did, but I wasn't here yesterday to pick up on it, and the scene took off in another direction. Hard to see where it will lead now.

And unfortunately I'm bowling again tonight But I'll try and get on before and after I go.

A nice doughnut for me, a nice doughnut for me

I think it is self-service at the moment, BB.

*Hands BB a honey doughnut, puts Help on the jukebox*

DD - I think the Bond scene could use your input now.

And a nice donut for me, too. I think a chocolate supreme ought to do the trick!

Honey doughnut for me, served by me.

I guess you now have 2 honey doughnuts, BB, since I served you one a few minutes ago.

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