h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is life... but she's in the lab using ALT TAB

I wasn't necessarily talking about you, BS's breakfast doughnut still hasn't been eaten. He was due back today right?

*BS finally appears to pick up doughnut*
Hi guys, sorry I took so long, had to catch up on the 42 work e-mails that arrived in the two days I was out.

It's just clicked how many there were....spooky huh?

Hi guys! I'll have one of todays surprise donuts, please!

I keep noticing the number 42 around everywhere now
Donut anyone?

Yes please, Jam, I need one after catching up on the Bond movie, gripping stuff!

Todays surprise donut is secret. I can't tell you what it is because I am sworn to secrecy, and the demonstrator may discover me and kill me.
*hands over secret donut*

I'm gald you appreciate the Bond sript BS, and that is works in delayed time. There was smoke coming off my keyboard especially around the time of the two scenes meeting again. It was action all theway almost like watching it IRT.

I thought the linking of the two scenes was excellent. My only complaint is that it's difficult for a bit part player like me to get into the scenes Oh well, perhaps I should just learn to curb my ego

I hate this mouse. Computer B58B-22 has a mouse that just won't move anywhere, and you spend half an hour trying to drag it from one side of the screen to another, and as soon as you get there, it moves back to where it started when a breeze slightly brushes past it. I hate it.
Can I have a doughnut to help me?

Lunchtime. Can I have that Victoria Plum Jam Doughnut I ordered earlier, please.

Looks like Joanna's out so its help yourselves time again folks.

*DD looks behind counter to see Joanna has made his doughnut with the jam he left earlier, pops it into microwave*

I'll have a honey doughnut to celebrate - I managed to change computers and the mouse on B58B-17 works

Sorry, I had to go... ALT TAB will only get you so far
*hands over donut to Blue*
And I'm on CG68-24, which is now my favourite computer

Okay, I'm happy for you. Tell me, how does your numbering system work?
B58B-17 means Building 58, room B computer 17.

Welcome back I'll have a chocolate lime lattice to celebrate your return on your favourite computer.

Alas, my favourite computer is busy.

*hands over Lime lattice*
CG68-24 means Chemistry/Geolgy building room 68, computer 24. Although really this isn't actually in the CG building, its in a small building called the Courtyard since its in the courtyard (weird shape building, CG/CM). Another thing to note is that the CG building is another part of the Computing and Maths building: [CM], so its not alltogether strange to have IT rooms in the chemistry department, the line is blurred.
My 2nd Favourite is CM003-01, which is in an area affectionately termed the Bunker, since its on the basement floor

Okay - thanks for explaining that!
Could I possibly have a honey?