h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There you are.
Oooohhh, lets see?(thinking.......) I can't choose. What do you reccomend?

It always does.

Afgncaap, you can check out the latest scene from the Bond movie at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26140&thread=37760 if you want to know what's been going on...though if you've missed the other scenes it may not make sense...

Joanna, another chocolate supreme...perchance...

*Hands over Chocolate Supreme to Eomando*
You might want to try an S16, Cor, they're currently the most popular

Well, I *would* recommend an S30, but they're extremely rich, and they won't ever be invented if Joanna has a say in it.

*Grinning evily, jumps out door and rolls down mountainside when seeing the alien pass the window*

*jumps up and down whilst chanting...*
IWA, IWA, IWA, IWA...
(that's a toffee donut with fudge pieces covered in dark chocolate, Cor)

Yeah that sounds pretty good. I'm pretty full, just had dinner and all. But I always have room for a couple donuts.

*E doesn't know what worries her more, the time machine, the alien, or the fact that Afgncaap5 was grinning evilly. Nevertheless, she steps back a bit, just to be on the safe side...*

*hands over IWA to Cor*
Hope you like it

Oooohhhh, Mmmmmm. That was great but I think any more donuts like that and I might give up eating real food.

Eomando sorry about not being around the last couple of days, I've been a little busy.

Being busy is fine - no need to apologise.

I got a question, do you have to reload the page every time to get the next message?

I have to, but I don't know if that's just me or not. I'm using IE, if that's any help to you...

Joanna's gone now, so I'm in charge!!!

Can I get anyone anything before I too fall asleep at the computer?

That is slightly annoying, I'm using a lap-top so it's kind of slow. It makes it a little bit difficult to reload everytime.

Well I think finish the other messages to you. Ins. Thght.

Thanks for the donut it was truely a work of confectionary genius.
*Cor walks happily back to his home feeling utterly satisfied by the donut*

Glad you liked the donut.
See you around Cor...I think I'm going to sleep now...very tired...*yawn*

I know what you mean about it being annoying having to refresh the page every time - it takes ages for some forums to load up on my computer...

Oh well...

*hangs up self-service sign*

'Night everyone.

HELP!

*Rushes in, followed closely by a squid-like alien. Seeing no one here to serve doughnuts, Afgncaap5 (the present version) leaves several thank-you notes, and throws a small, convieniently stacked mountain of doughnuts onto the alien. Then, leaves one more note*

Sorry 'bout the mess. And the alien. And the time traveling confusion. I'll clean up the doughnuts later, but for now, I'll take the time machine off of your hands. Oh, and thanks for the extra IWA that I'm taking as I write this note. Bye!

Later, all. Hope the alien doesn't bother you.

*Jumps through window*

*E stumbles back to the donut stall bleary eyed after trying to sleep for a few minutes. She sees the mess then reads the note and cleans it up. She pulls out her gun which she still had on her from the Bond movie...*

That aliens messed with us for the last time...

*E sets out after the alien and if it knows any better it'd stay out of her way and leave the donut stall's customers alone.*

*Future Afgncaap5 runs in and reads the last post*

Well, this means that Present Me already took the time machine. He's probably at the crater right now, looking for me for advice. Now, what should I do while avoiding the past/present me, avoiding Eomando who may mistake me for an alien as he just spit on me, and now I'm glowing a bluish mauve, and while avoiding Bluebottle for setting up a contained black hole machine on his beach. Hmmmmm . . .

*Takes an IWA and leaves a thank you note*

Maybe I should go back to the crater and find out what's happening.

*Evil Grin*

*leaves jam donut out for BS in the event that he wants breakfast*
*leaves SELF SERVICE sign up, too...*

*BS wanders by and picks up doughnut having caught up with the latest scene in the bond movie*

I wonder if anyone has thought about putting up a Bond Movie article with links to each of the scenes? I can't help thinking I've missed one somewhere.