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Hmm. My post didn't post

I *was* going to order a caramel donut. But since that's happened I'll have a caramel donut *and* a toffee donut

I'm going to need to head off soon.
*picks up sticky clipboard*
Joanna, do you need any donuts delivered anywhere?

I'll second that!! It's a good idea.

Okay, I'm awake now, and have spent the last ten minutes reading this forum. Now that I'm up to date, hand me an old fashioned S3. With an S12 on the side. And one of those chocolate/toffee things. Say, whatever happened to that flaming pie thing? Never mind.

*hands over donuts and drinks*
Eat and enjoy, and apologies for any missed orders

*takes a caramel donut and a toffee donut, wonders briefly about which to eat first. Decides on the caramel one*



Joolsee, off so soon?

Thanks. Mmm. Now I really....mmmm.
I need to get going. Did you want any donuts delivered to anywhere else? I've got time for one more drop off tonight.

Joolsee, can you deliver 20 chocolate donuts to Greebo the cat at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26254&thread=36688 , thanks very much!

I need to be up really early tomorrow.
So I can't stay too late. Sadly. Though I can stay long enough for say...two...of these.
*takes a tofee donut, sniffs it, presses to enjoy its soft yielding texture, takes a bite, reels slightly as the toffee kicks in, moans*
Ah, life is good!

I'm glad you like the toffee donuts

G R E E B O
*sticks tongue out of corner of mouth whislt writing on the clipboard with trusty pencil nub*
T H E C A T
Sure thing!

*Empties out the holes onto the counter, places the 20 donuts in the box, and places it on the back of Espadrille, powerful pedal scooter*
It's been a pleasure.
*Mounts Espadrille. Kicks. Nothing. Kicks. Nothing.*

Could anyone give me a push, please?

*Pushes scooter*
Wow, that thing goes fast! Hope it doesn't crash before it hits the bottom

Okay.

*Runs along an gives Espadrille a push down the hill*

I hope your breaks work!

Thanks!
*Espadrille starts with a mighty whine and flings Joolsee towards the horizon in a haze of blue smoke at several miles an hour*
Byeee!

Wait, I have a letter for you to deliver!

Wonder if Joolsee'll fall for it?

It looks like Joanna's gone, so that means that I'm in charge here now...

So does anyone want a donut, or do I have all these toffee, fudge and caramel donuts covered in chocolate sprinkle all to myself?

'Fraid so I'll have one of those toffee, fudge and caramel donuts covered in chocolate sprinkle please. And an S7.

Ah, company
If you'd left it any later, DE, you could have had these for a midnight snack
*hands over a toffee/fudge/caramel donut and and S7*

Can you think of a shorter name for these toffee/fudge/caramel donuts?

I can still have them for a midnight snack.

"I want a"?