A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach
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saffire Posted Nov 26, 1999
ah so heres the beach..........a beautiful place youve got here
any handsome hunks in need of saving?????
-lifeguardsaffire
Beach
Roasted Amoeba Posted Nov 26, 1999
Or more to the point, any bikini babes in trouble and need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Roasted Amoeba is here to help... or he will create his own victims, it's your choice really...
Beach
saffire Posted Nov 27, 1999
hahahha- you and me- we make a great team!!! ----but why is no one asking for our help..............?
-saffire
Beach
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 27, 1999
Because everyone's scared to go in the water since they found out about the sewage pipe.
Beach
Peregrin Posted Nov 27, 1999
*Peregrin dons his drysuit and runs into the water, then inexplicably starts to drown*
Saffire! Help me!
Hmm. Did that sound realistic enough?
AAAAaaarrghh!!! Safffffiiirrrree!!!! HEEELLLPP!!! *splutter, gasp, choke*
Beach
saffire Posted Nov 28, 1999
aww geez - im fourteen hours too late!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rushes into the water regardless and pulls poor peregrin out*
have a nice swim?
heheheh----if only youd screamed a little more realistically i might have gotten here sooner
-saffire
ps whats this about a sewage pipe???
Beach
The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Nov 28, 1999
I'd like a more permanent spot on the beach, if possible. Could I live in a sand castle?
Beach
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 28, 1999
This is an odd feeling. I'm getting BACK from vacation, and now I'm on the beach.
Beach
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Nov 29, 1999
*Everyone looks round as the toned, tanned, (other words beginning with 't' and ending in 'd', turgid? I don't know) form of the guy who you would swear could be Mr. Universe, struts onto the beach.*
*He is closely followed by TechnicolorYawn, who's shorts are a little large, and is sure he looks ridiculous.*
I hate people like that. They make us normal people look bad. However they do give us the chance to make a crap joke along the lines of 'making everyone think that the first description is going to be about me then it turning out not to be.'
Hi everyone, nice Apache.
Beach
Mrs V Posted Nov 29, 1999
There is a stunned silence as everyone admires the wonder of modern technology that is Helena's bikini... Hi guys hows tricks??
Beach
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 29, 1999
Blimey - how does that work?
Beach
Mrs V Posted Nov 29, 1999
Clever isn't it. manufactured in eaters europe of the best steel, same as my undies!
Beach
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 29, 1999
It's certainly an impressive piece of engineering... and the bikini's not bad either! (Oh, sorry, I think I'm in the wrong forum...)
Beach
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 29, 1999
I'm calm I'm calm I'm perfectly calm I'm udderly under control.
Beach
Courtesy38 Posted Nov 29, 1999
*wakes up .... turns over .... realizes that the sun bouncing off of Helena's bikini is much more interesting than the sun bouncing off of the air raid shelter and thusly repositions towel*
Greetings all, sorry for snoozing so long.
*Quickly gets a Guiness*
Oh Saffire, I have a Gin and Tonic you can save me from if you would like
Beach
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 29, 1999
Look, isn't that David Hasselhoff?
*points towards David Hasselhoff, running along the beach, who is suddenly dazzled by the sun reflecting off Helena's bikini, and runs slap bang into a huge wooden pier support type thing*
Whoops-a-daisy.
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- 61: saffire (Nov 26, 1999)
- 62: Roasted Amoeba (Nov 26, 1999)
- 63: saffire (Nov 27, 1999)
- 64: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 27, 1999)
- 65: Peregrin (Nov 27, 1999)
- 66: Roasted Amoeba (Nov 27, 1999)
- 67: saffire (Nov 28, 1999)
- 68: Roasted Amoeba (Nov 28, 1999)
- 69: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Nov 28, 1999)
- 70: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 28, 1999)
- 71: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Nov 29, 1999)
- 72: Mrs V (Nov 29, 1999)
- 73: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 29, 1999)
- 74: Mrs V (Nov 29, 1999)
- 75: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 29, 1999)
- 76: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 29, 1999)
- 77: saffire (Nov 29, 1999)
- 78: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 29, 1999)
- 79: Courtesy38 (Nov 29, 1999)
- 80: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 29, 1999)
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