A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach

Beach

Post 121

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*looks around in confusion* Who said that?


Beach

Post 122

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Why, have you been doing it too?

*narrows eyes, regards Dr. EV suspiciously*


Beach

Post 123

Bluebottle

It's okay, we can both share this beach... Besides, I'm looking for people to help manage the beach... Have you considered being in charge of surfboards? Or water-skiing rides? Helping E. Vibenstien with beach barbecues? Doing a Punch & Judy? Looking daft with a metal detector? Looking after the Politically Incorrect donkeys? Or even being one of our lifeguards? There are lots of important positions you can have on this beach, so you can feel as involved as anyone here!


Beach

Post 124

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

*Suddenly has an idea*

*Runs over and picks up Bluebottle, and throws him in the sea*

He fallen in the wa-ter!


Beach

Post 125

Bluebottle

You rotten swine you! You have deaded me again!


Beach

Post 126

Bluebottle

*Suddenly a fleet of yellow bulldozers arrive, tear down the water slide, and transport it to the newly built swimming pool*
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=28396&forum=26840


Beach

Post 127

saffire

nooooooooo---not the water slide!!!!!!!!!
-saffiresmiley - winkeye


Beach

Post 128

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Oops...


No Subject

Post 129

Peregrin

strawberries


Strawberries

Post 130

Roasted Amoeba

I don't know, I stay inside my air-raid shelter for a couple of days and what does the beach management do? Remove the water slide for goodness sake! I see I am going to have to keep a more careful eye on things in the future...

Looks like there's not too many customers for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation at the moment... ah well, never mind. I have my lovely new helicopter, complete with automatic winch (thanks, Bluebottle smiley - smiley), ready for any such emergencies.

I have sent the Apache helicopter away now, so that annoying droning noise that's been bothering everybody is gone.

*lies back on the sand with a contented sigh...*


Strawberries

Post 131

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Could someone do something about the David Hasslehoff Memorial Lifeguard Tower? Dave's corpse is beginning to smell.


Strawberries

Post 132

Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies)

Hi all. I just fancied a few days away and the travel agent recommended I come here, due to the inter-galatic fame of the waterslide......Um.....So where is it, then???

And what's that funny smell??


Strawberries

Post 133

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Ask Bluebottle, he's in charge. Nothing to do with us.


Strawberries

Post 134

Bluebottle

Not fair - I was away when David Hasselhoff got buried, and I thought he'd been removed and dumped into the sewer???? If not, we'll get the engineers to move him again. A lot of fuss over some guy in "Night Rider"...


Strawberries

Post 135

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Sorry. We need to get another waterslide though.


Engineers and water slides.

Post 136

Bluebottle

Typical, the engineers got it wrong and moved the slide to the wrong location. But don't worry, after much sueing and threats etc, they have put the slide in the right forum of http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=30093
They also have definately put DH in the sewer, where he is a museum-peice tourist attraction...until the monsters eat him.


Engineers and water slides.

Post 137

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Is he preserved like Chairman Mao and Commrad Lenin? smiley - smiley (It would be nice if that smilie could have been red)

~Che Irving


Engineers and water slides.

Post 138

Bluebottle

Erm... there are sorts of chemicals in that sewer - no doubt he's preserved in something, but I wouldn't like to guess what.

That's what happens if you go round being a bloke on baywatch, and not being one of us.


Engineers and water slides.

Post 139

saffire

because we are sooooooooooo much bettersmiley - winkeye


Engineers and water slides.

Post 140

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

was that sarchasm, or snobbery? it's hard to tell, sometimes...

--irving


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