A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 24, 1999
*In the background, a dark, and sinister fleet of yellow bulldozers arive, and they dig up the sand by the water's edge, and build a tall, spirally thing with stairs. Yep - it's the water slide!!
The foreman approaches, and speaks; "The sewage pipe will be next. Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 24, 1999
Things are certainly looking up around here now.
Hot Dogs! Get 'em while they're cold!
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 24, 1999
I know - hot dogs, slide, beach babe - all we need now is the Punch & Judy man and a bouncy castle/trampoline thingy...
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Nov 24, 1999
I think I'll let that one slide this time... He he.. heh heh heh... HEHEEHHEHEHEHEHHHEHEHHHHEEEEEHHH!!!! Ahem.
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 24, 1999
I'm the first on the slide!!!!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SPLASH!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 24, 1999
*more booing and jeering from the audience*
Ooh, self-depreciation - the crowd don't like it!
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Courtesy38 Posted Nov 24, 1999
*a figure comes with a large-ish towel and plops down on the beach*
What a lovely day, almost as nice as Southern California
*Hails hot dog vendor*
1 Nitrate cicle please.
*looks around and repositions towel for better advantage of the reflected light from the air raid shelter*
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 24, 1999
I'm glad you could all make it to our humble beach....
Shame about the shleter - Roasted Amoeba obviously hasn't heard the parable of the man who built his air-raid shelter on the sand, and NOT in the ocean.
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Peregrin Posted Nov 24, 1999
*Peregrin wanders on suspiciously, wearing dark glasses, ski mask, AK-47, army boots, and pink-and-yellow bermuda shorts*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 24, 1999
I see you've tried my hamburgers before!
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 24, 1999
Yes - they're, hmm, distinct. But we're very glad you've erected a stand here - in fact, when I finally manage to update the Waterworks page, I'll list you as the official hotdog seller. How's that?
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Peregrin Posted Nov 24, 1999
*Peregrin runs for the hotdog stand, performs a triple somersault, fires his gun into the air, causing everybody to run away screaming, and aims at EV.*
GIVE ME A HOTDOG!!! NOW!!! WITH EXTRA TOMATO KETCHUP AND ONION!!! NO LETTUCE!!! Erm, how much is that?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 24, 1999
Ooh, official hotdog seller - hang on, I'm not sure I want to be associated with these items, they do seem to have certain side effects on some of my customers. Hence the reason the public toilets are always occupied. Peregrin, that's €1.26 for the hotdog, and €30,000,000 for scaring off all my other customers. *raises hat apologetically to those readers who don't have the Euro symbol on their computer and have therefore missed an important part of the joke*
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 24, 1999
Don't worry - for those of you who see only [] won't miss much as a Euro is practically worthless...
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Nov 25, 1999
*thinks that Peregrin is an undercover assassin sent to kill him*
NOOOOO!!!!!! PEREGRIN!!! Don't kill me... please? I didn't mean to murder all those carrots, it wasn't my fault, I was forced to, it was a government conspiracy, it was the FBI, it was MI6, it was... um... oh, just shoot me and get it over with...
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Nov 25, 1999
*enters stage left, sits, digs toes into sand*
ahh, that's the stuff
whose sand castle is this my feet are resting in?
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Peregrin Posted Nov 25, 1999
Hmm...€30,000,001.26...hang on a minute.
*Points gun at beach in general*
Anyone got some spare change? I've only got a €50M note.
hmm... I like the €...
€:– Homer Simpson smiley
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 25, 1999
I don't know, TVs Frinks... Whatever happens, though, no one let any dogs onto this beach. We want it kept clean.
Dogs can go in the sewer.
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- 41: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 42: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 43: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 44: Roasted Amoeba (Nov 24, 1999)
- 45: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 46: Mrs V (Nov 24, 1999)
- 47: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 48: Courtesy38 (Nov 24, 1999)
- 49: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 50: Peregrin (Nov 24, 1999)
- 51: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 52: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 53: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 54: Peregrin (Nov 24, 1999)
- 55: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 24, 1999)
- 56: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 57: Roasted Amoeba (Nov 25, 1999)
- 58: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Nov 25, 1999)
- 59: Peregrin (Nov 25, 1999)
- 60: Bluebottle (Nov 25, 1999)
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