A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach
Bathing suits must DIE
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 13, 1999
NO! That's wrong! The outside is the best bit!
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ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Me diet! I'd rather die!! (Although that is quite a hard thing to do cos I'm not strictly alive).
I don't see why you should make a fuss of saving me from shark attacks, they couldn't harm me, my bones are extremely hard and I'd just cut my way out of its belly. But I'm touched by your kind thoughts
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ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Hey, I've just had a thought (round of applause). I could be an after-lifeguard, In case the lifeguards are too late
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Is there really any point in saving them, once they get to that stage?
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Dec 13, 1999
:: wanders up onto the beach from the water wearing full diving regila ::
Hey everybody those sneaky civil engineers were trying to put the sewer pipe back in while no one was looking, fortunatly the sharks stopped them.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Probably attracted by the smell of rotting TV lifeguard.
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Dec 13, 1999
or the natural stench of...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................sewers..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 13, 1999
You'll have to read right back to understand what I'm talking about.
And were all those dots strictly neccesary?
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Courtesy38 Posted Dec 13, 1999
I agree that good ol' DH is probably the reason for the sharks.
And speaking of swimsuits. We should pile them up and build a Memorial Life Guard Tower to the swimsuits or lack of swimsuits or maybe to the idea of possibly ending the evil rampage of the swimsuits ...... *looks around, looks down, wanders off muttering to himself about swimsuits, towers, and TV Lifeguards*
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 13, 1999
In years to come, people will look back on h2g2 with gratitude as the place where the danger of bathing suits was finally acknowledged and acted upon...
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 1999
..And the place where Bathing Suits were taken down. It'll be something to tell the Grand Kids - I took down Kats-eyes suit.
(well, not me personally, as I am very happy with a girlfriend and do not do that sort of thing)
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Dec 14, 1999
so you keep sayin BB
you know just for a change I think I will order up a light pleasent rain if I may?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Rain? Rain on a beach is bad.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 1999
Snow on a beach, though, is really brilliant - except that snowball fights are sandy. I've only seen it once on the Isle of Wight - and that was quite a few years ago. It doesn't snow on the Island much 
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Dec 14, 1999
that's true most beaches that get snow or the rocky and unplesent to lounge by kind.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Erm.. and again for those who speak english....?
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Dec 14, 1999
what who when where how much is it going to cost me?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 14, 1999
£1.37 and a bag of crisps.
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Dec 14, 1999
I got a $1.50 and a coke
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 14, 1999
That'll do nicely.
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- 241: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 242: ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 243: ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 244: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 245: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 246: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 247: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 248: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 249: Courtesy38 (Dec 13, 1999)
- 250: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 13, 1999)
- 251: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 252: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 253: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 254: Bluebottle (Dec 14, 1999)
- 255: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 256: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 14, 1999)
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