A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach

Beauty and the Beast

Post 221

Roasted Amoeba

My Apache is ready to shoot any non-BSI-conforming bathing suits out of the water, and my Sea King is ready to pick up the bathing suit's occupants, hopefully unharmed...


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Post 222

Peregrin

Don't wear bathing suits at all. That's my professional advice.


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Post 223

saffire

the natural route... thats always the safest way to gosmiley - winkeye
-saffire


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Post 224

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Did you know that nearly all shark attack victims in the last year were wearing either bathing suits or some sort of diving equipment? It's true! Bathing suits attract sharks!

~Irving


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Post 225

Roasted Amoeba

Let's start a campaign against the evils of bathing suits smiley - smiley


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Post 226

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I agree. Down with everyone's bathing suits!


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Post 227

Bluebottle

Exactly - and as I'm a gentleman, I have to say "Ladies first" and would offer to help any lady who had any problems with such a thing - yet as I have a girlfriend, I must sadly decline to offer my services.


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Post 228

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I would gladly take your place in such matters.

(The bathing suit thing, not your girlfriend. For that would make me a cad)


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 229

Bluebottle

I always knew you were such a gentleman - I'm sure all the women on the beach will be very impressed with your kindness. smiley - winkeye


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 230

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Thank you.

So - who's up first?


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 231

Bluebottle

(Not commenting on whether TechnicolorYawn is up or not)


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 232

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Depends on whether Saffire or Helena turn up.


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 233

Bluebottle

I'm sure they will eventually....
*sits back with a book to read for the wait...*


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 234

kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict)

*turns up*
*sees what's going on, tries to hide behind apron, which she forgot*
*sneaks back out again*


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 235

Bluebottle

It's okay, you're safe from me.. It's just...

Be warned
of the Yawn


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 236

ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus)

Another interesting fact, 99.9999% of shark attack victims had flesh on them at the time of attack (the 0.0001% was when a shark attacked my scythe, the only time I have ever killed someone, although it was by accident). So for the safety of all swimmers I suggest a ban on bathing suit and flesh while in shark infested waters!


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 237

kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict)

so do we have to be aware of the ReapeR too - for helping us take of our flesh??
smiley - winkeye


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 238

ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus)

Hey, I'm only trying to help smiley - winkeye


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 239

kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict)

so you're into diets now too ? smiley - winkeye


Bathing suits must DIE

Post 240

Bluebottle

Everyone who has been killed in a shark attack has also had molecules and atoms in their bodies. I think we should get rid of all of them - starting with those that make up ReapeR.


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