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true, but we need more fools, hootoo has turned too serious of late, with in fighting etc, people like Reefgirl are getting disillusioned with hootoo because of it and we are losing folk, so we need to bring the fun back in


the fools guild needs fools

Advertise then

fools don't come cheap


if the powers that be, find favour and catagorise the guild

you have to ask

I havein the community choice thread, couple of week back

maybe you should poke them with a poking stick

no that would not be silly, but suicidal, I can wait, because there are other guilds, that don't seem to do owt, so this one could be in with a chance


I did write to the Guinness book of records years ago, wanting to be entered as "Animal,the worlds most modest superstar" and got a reply

food intake time, back later

what was the reply?

dear "animal", we base records on quantitive rather than on quality and the record you are going for, would be very hard to catagorise.

I had them over a barrel, because how can you prove modesty, so if I'd have got in, I could never have come out, for anyone saying they were more modest than me, were proving the opposite just by saying it, that they weren't

I also put in the letter,if you enter me in to your book,this would also be a record, as yours would be the first book to officialy recognise my true status..this was in the 80's




modesty is hard for a genius like me

and I wonder why you never got in

they don't know what they are missing, can't stand the stuff, but I'm like a rare wine, I matureget dafter with age

nothing wrong with getting dafter with age, you can always blame it on the demise of the little grey cells

wots them??only get echo's round me head

really?

long term answer,act dim and empty headed, let boss think he's a boss, I got away with murder, they paid enough to walk through gate office, not enough to start work









(being ex joiner/tv engineer and environmental control officer)

ummm maybe I should try that

my boss, once said, you don't work hard do you, my reply was "when the pay me to, we are alike, there is no thanks at the end off the day, from them upstairs" he agreed