h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the hatchery in my back garden, is doing fine, told you I'd look after them

oh sorry should i have offered to water you as well?

oh thankyou proffesor

water ok, but no soap please

*coughs* Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through "Rogue Herrys" by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

Is it possible that you know anything about the fiend who has been eating libraries? A police spokesman said they are looking for someone with an appetite for a good book. (Apologies for awfulness)

Here, have a piece of Stilton. I would offer you some Red Leicestershire, but the porcupine had the last of it, little pickle!

ok

Oh I am sorry! The little monkey (porcupine) has had it while I wasn't looking. Here, have some without the .

cheese! we got cheese, ifa you wanta cheese
http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/cheese.htm

and just in case,short in numbers, but big in fools
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2080054

they need a cheese smiley

How about a talking cheese smiley?
I'm told there is a backlog in the smiley manufacturing department at the mo.

try these.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A9808103

no no cheese smiley

I think the artists are very busy people...
and each smilie needs to be made indevidually....

Why dont you make it.

because we all have regulations,
we cant do smillies on the spurr of the moment
or else we would be inundated with requests
pluss we need a demand for one,
we cant make a smillie just because we want to
I mean its not msn or something like that

Ok

freedom for all fools, except those who think they run countries

ok

for pure insanity's sake! I will act normal for 30 seconds.



done!


I didn't enjoy that one little bit, my advise is don't try it!! it ain't worth the time