A Conversation for h2g2 Addiction Clinic
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
$u$ Posted Jul 25, 2001
Yes... the doc does employ some... erm... unusual techniques.
All in the patients' best interest though, I'm sure.
More 
anyone? I might even be able to find some more 
too.
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Munchkin Posted Jul 25, 2001
Ah, but Geoffrey Rush was mad, and I'm quite clearly sane as a fishslice. I liked his dress sense though.
Anyhoo, there is nothing wrong with fainting, it makes it easier for us to manhandle you into one of these nice comfortable jackets we have. Its lurking that is a problem, especially if done in a dirty mack. You only give the girls a laugh doing that you know, they're not impressed. Remember the titles to Cagney and Lacey?
Its the person leaving footprints in the cakes that worries me. How can I treat them if they won't talk?
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
$u$ Posted Jul 25, 2001
Unfortunately doc, they are currently sealed in the Big Bandwagon, and not allowed to post elsewhere. Shame... cos they are obviously in dire need.
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 25, 2001
So, I'm still addicted 
What's the problem doctor? Am I hopeless case?
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
$u$ Posted Jul 25, 2001
The problem doctor? You've heard about him then?
It seems that the good 
has just slipped out to administer some... er... private treatment, but in the meantime, please have some and I bought it specially!
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 25, 2001
Oh well, as long as there's and who needs to be cured!!!
Say, is that jellybeans all over the floor?
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Toccata Posted Jul 25, 2001
Oooh AND Yippee!
The has a poor grip on jelly babies it would seem
I don't much like the sound of the comfy coats...they have long arms I take it?
I'm getting more concerned abouth the as time goes on. Has anybody checked his credentials?
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jul 25, 2001
I just went to his page and um... I'm not sure if I should mention this....
He's a , but um... a doctor of IT!!!!
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Toccata Posted Jul 25, 2001
I's worse that that Jim!, He's a physicist! 
Princess Buttercup eh? we were spontaneously quoting that at the pub quiz last night. Brilliant film!
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Jul 25, 2001
Anyone in favour of orchestrating an impressive mass escape?
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Munchkin Posted Jul 25, 2001
Ah, I see we are contemplating escape. A definate improvement. You see, you now no longer wish to take part in these discussions, proving that you are overcoming your addiction to them. Am I not a psychiatric genius?
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Toccata Posted Jul 25, 2001
Psycotic Genius? Is it not more a case of fearing for our safety?
I just went & looked up the film Quills ooo-errr (mind you my usual online video retailer doesn't feature it.)
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
$u$ Posted Jul 25, 2001
Who better to tend to the terminally connected than a of IT?
His methods may be... unusual... but they certainly have an effect.
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Jul 25, 2001
You're reading too much into it, Dr... I wish to escape from your scary thrall, nothing else.
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Munchkin Posted Jul 26, 2001
I have a scary thrall?! Can I get cream for that?
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Bluebottle Posted Jul 26, 2001
Would you like 
with that cream?
<BB<
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Munchkin Posted Jul 26, 2001
Well, if it will help the thrall. I'm not very good on medical conditions, not my kind of doctoring.
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
$u$ Posted Jul 26, 2001
*he's much better at doctoring the books*
sounds nice. To go with the *yum*
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
Munchkin Posted Jul 26, 2001
OK a quick glass of before I head off on my holidays. Look after the place while I'm away Pegasus, and don't go soft on the patients, they'll only abuse the opportunity.
The GRAND Re-opening of the h2g2 Addiction Clinic
$u$ Posted Jul 26, 2001
Holiday? Excuse me... I don't remember receiving a fully-completed holiday form, in triplicate... how am I supposed to manage this clinic if the staff take themselves off on holiday whenever they like...
So now I have to arrange holiday cover?! Okay... who wants to be a pyscho... erm, I mean cover for the in his absence?
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