h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Lord Niax enters the sparten cell, equiped with its Ysalimari already. Niax puts Chnei down on the bed, removes the sedetive skin tab, shackles her, and then leaves, the door closing, locking, and pressurizing behind him*

*wakes up*



*goes to jump out and whip out lightsaber, but can't since she is shackled*

*falls over*

What the...?

*kicks door*

*door doesn't move*

*a voice crackles out of an unseen speaker*

your efforts will come to nothing, in the unlikely event you wear to get yourself unshackled without the force, your lightsaber is locked in a safe

*sighs*

*mutters* God, none of the training (if I'd had much) ever told you what to do if you're stuck in an un-escapeable cell without the use of the force or a lightsaber, you can't use your hands and your somewhat injured from the ordeal of getting here. Shall have to suggest it when I get out of here */muttering*

< >



*resigns self to wait for someone to resuce her*

*lies down on bed*

*begins a healing trance*

*awakens from healing trance*



*lies quietly*

*sits up*

*tries to sense Mastr Eversor or Lord Niax*

*head hurts*

Damn these Ysalamiri!!

*kicks wall*

Oi! Sith guys! What the hell is happening? What's the point of keeping me in here? If you were going to turn me, wouldn't you have to have some interaction?

*gets agresive*

*kicks wall some more*

Let's go dheads!



*double punches wall*

*sits back on bed and stares at the entrance part of the wall, occassionally kicking something*

*from the seemingly seamless walls a pink gas appears. It would render a squad of men unconcious*

< *comes up with even more ways of sedating Chnei* >

Bl**dy hell. What is the point of this?!?!?!?

*lies back on bed*

*feels sleepy*

< *twiddles thumbs* lalalala...dum de dum... ...>

*Lord Niax appears from the doorway, he shackles her then leaves, waiting till she wakes up again*

*slowly wakes up*

< "The monkey has my money" ... don't ask...>

*looks around, slowly*

*kicks the door*

Oi!! Sith guys!! What's happening?

< *waits for HDS to come online* >

< *tiwddles thumbs while cooking lunch and waiting for HDS to come online* >

*kicks door*

*attempts to damage bed but can't*

*kicks door again*

God Damn it!!! Let me out!!!



*kicks the door some more*

Get *kick* Me *kick* Out *kick* Of *kick* Here *kick*!!! *kicks some more*

Central Standard Time for me

*Niax enters again and fixes her with a cold stare. The light from the corridor casts his shadow over her, his eyes almost seem to glow*

so tell me, why is it you serve the light? Why do allow the slave drivers of the jedi counsel shackel your powers, your potential? They seek to rule the galaxy from behind the scenes, enslaving us all to their own way of thinking. That is why we sith exist, to show you a different way, a natural way. And when the worlds of the galaxy realize that our way is better, the jedi will have no more power of them. Are you sure you are on the right side?

< *pulls away from freaky eye thing* >



Ahh, well, no. When I asked people why I should be on the light side no one would give me a straight answer. But, at least over there they train me... well, they send me to a room with a master who cannot be there and another who did not seem to know what she was doing... and they don't kidnap me... but then again they don't do much else, either... and you at least tell me what's so good about being a sith, rather than just telling me that I should be a Jedi cause it's a goood idea and they did it...

...

*pauses*

...

*screams* I DON'T KNOW, ALRIGHT!!

*pauses*

*breathes heavily*

*goes really quiet* I... I don't know...

*looks at ground*