h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm no one. The brackets that say "continuity" and "ooc" imply that this is the voice of a researcher in the real world. If you'll check the backlog, my personas from Sinister Thinkers Unleashing Multifarious Pernicious Evil Deeds left quite some time ago, and Lieutenant Narg and Kalia and their cohorts are enjoying a fantastic Hawaiian getaway cruise thanks to MotMV funding.

So I have no idea whatsoever how you're communicating with me. I must be your imagination, I guess.

We win, we win, we win!

And now, to fight the Cows of Doom, or whatever they're called.




To insanity and beyond!

----End of Thread----

(And since I want the last post.)

Everybody, go to F1685908?thread=376688. We are being attacked by dairy farmers! (I think )

END OF THREAD

but you haven't got the last post

Well, then you can have it. Just say end of thread at the end.

fine, i will do, let's just hope stumped don't come back through the hole







E.O.T

Just when you thought the last post had come and gone....

You fall down a stairs?

No, another post comes. Stop talking to your imagination.

GB has multiple personalities therefore holds conversations with himself.

Oh, believe me, I know. But this conversation's gonna be an argument.

For someone that doesn't exist, you sure talk a lot, Affy.

I'll bet you say that to ALL your imaginary friends, Corrupt.

I talk exactly as much as other talking people who don't exist.

*NYC's logic centers reject that last statement*
Wha~?

Well, people who don't exist logically can't talk. Therefore, if I don't exist then I don't talk. Therefore, I talk just as much as other people who exist, because we all never talk.

They've managed to establish a presence in our base! We must fight you (whoever you are; I've lost track) for the liberation of this tread!

except that they are not, as it were, actually here.

But they are!

Just ignore them asnd they'll eventually go away.