h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mumbles:
Always the same I can do the "slightly" disgusting bit while he goes off to play with stungun...

*finally puts some snow to the reat of the ingredients and walks outside to put it on the fire*

Don't worry T you will get your old size...that's what these teeth are for

I heard that, young lady! This stungun is no toy! It is only for extremely handsome trained professionals, like myself!
*watches the boiling brew*
You think it's done now?

extremely handsome trained professionals? You forgot something amusing (in the way of making jokes about himself)

Anyway, yep, I think it's kind of done.
*mumbles some undefinable words, looks at the brew *
You sprinkle it, atleast you wear metal gloves, don't you?

[Stone Statue]:

*hoping they will remember where they left her*

Yes, I do!
*sprinkle*
"You forgot something amusing" - like I've already told you, I don't know how to be amusing, so I don't try. I'm just statin' the bleedin' obvious! It's a human trait!

*stares at the stone statue - HOPING*

*ditto*

[Stone Statue]:

*nothing seems to happening at first*



*a crack suddenly appears at the top of the stone statue's head, running all the way down to the feet*

*bits and pieces of stone fall down and a beautiful, beautiful princess dressed in robes of silk appears - the maid stands mouth open staring at the princess*

*however, when approaching the princess, the maiden discovers that it's just a hologram*

[Hologram]:

The Evil Wizard tricked you! I am imprisoned elsewhere! Remember where the Black Knight appeared from! Please help me - it is so cold and dark and lonely here...

*so does the knight*
*looks at maiden*
*looks at princess*
*continues glancing back and forth*
*can't decide which one is more beautifull*

...simlpost...

oh dear, oh dear, where did the black knight come from???
*looks at the knight* Come on you knight stop staring, you fought the knight so you should know where he came from...

*babbles incoherently to self*
what? oh, yes, the black knight.
Well, I didn't actually see him coming, but he told me he came from the stairs over there *points*

So lets just go there for a try...and didn't she say it's so dark there, so maybe it would be wise to take a torch along, what do you think?

Ah, yes! You definetely have more between your ears than the average fair maiden, my fair maiden
But we do not need such crude devices as torches! Just look at this!
*takes out a Black&Decker Snakelight*
It can even light around corners!
*looks very proud to own such a device*

Ah, yes! You definetely have more between your ears than the average fair maiden, my fair maiden
But we do not need such crude devices as torches! Just look at this!
*takes out a Black&Decker Snakelight*
It can even light around corners!
*looks very proud to own such a device*

_THAT'S_ how proud I am....

[Hologram]:


Be careful in the maze, make sure to mark which way you are going...

*speechless*

*after a few moments of admiring she gets herself together again*

Well I think we better move on we don't want the princess to catch a cold in that cold and dark spot, only wearing some silk robes.

*starts walking towards the stairs but then decides to actually walk behind the knight - after all he wants to be the hero and therefore should take the bigger risk*