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Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) Posted Jan 4, 2001
*
...finally faints...who couldn't when the_black_knight appears*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 4, 2001
[Stone statue]:
Use the IISM!
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) Posted Jan 4, 2001
[fainted maid]:
What a very good idea!
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jan 4, 2001
*sees black so-called knight*
Hey you! Wannabe! 
Where'd you come from?
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 4, 2001
[Black Knight]: From the deep, dark dungeons of the castle - see those stairs over there? *points*
Now get lost - or else...
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jan 4, 2001
*suddenly feels an overwhelming urge to say the 
words:*
IISM, please?
*five snowballs shoot out of the box, hits the Black Knight with overwhelming force and knocks bugger 5 metres backwards*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) Posted Jan 4, 2001
*come sback to live... spies through the window...*sigh*...quickly lies back pretending to be still unconcious*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 4, 2001
[Black Knight]:
*rises, brushes off snow*
That's it - I've had it with you! 
*draws his long sword and raises his shield to protect him from more snowballs*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jan 4, 2001
*draws even longer sword. On the other arm sits a shield of the type were your hand is still free to hold something (a buckler, I think it's called), in the hand of that arm is a spraycan with extremely long tubing at the mouth, longer than the sword*
C'mon, give me your best shot! Or, actually, I'd rather prefer it if you gave me your worst shot... Makes the whole thing a damned lot easier for me...
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) Posted Jan 4, 2001
*still pretends to be unconcious but slowly grabs a can of shaving foam, after having remembered a shaving foam duell she once hold (great fun, that was)...just in case, never rely on me to rescue you from black knights 
...*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 4, 2001
[Black Knight]:
Worst shot? 
*pulls gas-mask over head*
*draws very long lance*
En garde!
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 4, 2001
*meanwhile, the dragon is slowly recovering from earlier blow*
*hungry for revenge, quietly sneaks up behind knight One-eye*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jan 4, 2001
En garde? No way!
*runs towards black knight, waving sword in front of self so fast that the lance is chopped too pieces...*
*horsie graces in some other part Majic Forest, where there is no snow...*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) Posted Jan 4, 2001
*the atmosphere is very tense, even the birds stopped singing in the majic forest*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jan 4, 2001
*hears coming up from behind as he rushes towards the Black Knight. Sprays tear gas in the dragons eyes with the other hand*
How you like that, you ugly bugger! Bwahaha!
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 4, 2001
*dragon jumps One-eye, causing him to fall flat on his face, unable to get up because of weight of dragon*
[Stone Statue]:
*manages to tip over, and starts rolling towards Black Knight, causing him to trip over statue and fall flat on HIS face*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jan 4, 2001
Hey you, ugly bugger! When I spray tear gas in your eyes, your s'posed to stop chasing me and stand there with REALLY sore eyes!
Oh well, your loss!
*rams very long sword through dragons throat*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) Posted Jan 4, 2001
*pops up behind the window and sprays a huge load of shaving foam on the knight lying down there, so that he is close to suffocation*
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 4, 2001
And now how are you supposed to get up, One-eye? The dead dragon is much too heavy for you - you're stuck under it! Sorry, but I've got to go now...
Building snow castle in Majic Forest
Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) Posted Jan 4, 2001
*can't help it - just has to 
when she sees the good knight squeezed underneath the dragon*
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Building snow castle in Majic Forest
- 61: Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 62: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 63: Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 64: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jan 4, 2001)
- 65: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 66: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jan 4, 2001)
- 67: Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 68: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 69: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jan 4, 2001)
- 70: Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 71: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 72: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 73: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jan 4, 2001)
- 74: Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 75: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jan 4, 2001)
- 76: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 77: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jan 4, 2001)
- 78: Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 79: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 4, 2001)
- 80: Feffi (Keeper of playground sunbaths on even days) (Jan 4, 2001)
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