h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*approaching snow castle from café*

Ooooh! Ice roses! How beautiful!

*sun shining through tree tops makes the roses glisten like diamonds*

*sees Titania watching the ice flowers as he walks home through the Majic Forest*

Bye! *waves at JAR*

*drifting off towards café*

Ooooh! Beautiful! Now how can I contribute?

/* Thinks for a moment, then whispers something to the IISM. It begins humming, the humming takes on a harmonious whir, then sounds almost melodic. Finally, it produces a sparkling music box made of pure ice */

Any requests?

/* Winds the music box with an ice key, a rotating crystalline drum inside begins striking icicles of various sizes, producing a gentle, lulling song */

*floating by, hears a tinkling music, stops*

What was that? Oh - nice! *spots the music box*

*watching the s glistening in ice s*

*floating by, stopping for a moment to picture plot, Feffi prisoned in the tower, herself - uh - turned into a stone statue in the inner court yard... telepathically pleading to the good guy to come and rescue them...???*

*drifting off, still not sure of how the plot*

*floating by, stopping for a moment to picture plot, Feffi prisoned in the tower, herself - uh - turned into a stone statue in the inner court yard... telepathically pleading to the good guy to come and rescue them...???*

*drifting off, still not sure of the plot*

*stands behind the window of her tower prison looking down at Titania frozen tears sparkling on her cheeks...she starts to sing a dreadfully sad song hoping some brave knight might hear it and rescue them...*

*still staring out of the window... *

HELP!!!!!

Isn't there one single good guy left in the world, willing to rescue us???

*stone statue in court yard*

Help us! Rescue us!

*a strangely coloured bird flies through the window...suddenly Feffi has an idea...she writes a quick note and sends the bird off to the Aroma café*

*a knight enters the courtyard, wearing a shining armour, riding on a majestic white horse*

Any fair maids here that'd like to be saved from some cruel wizard or something?

Noone? Sure?

*notices icestatue*
hmm..
*pulls out hairdryer, plugs into socket in armour. Starts waving one arm frantically, holding the hairdryer with the other. A low, uneven hum can be heard from the hairdryer*
I need more power on this thing...
*waves arm faster. The noise gets louder and not so fluctuant*
That's more like it!
*points hairdryer at statues hand*

*has been completely drawn into her thoughts of never managing to escape from this place anymore ...but comes back to life now as she spots this handsome knight in the coutyard looking a bit funny waving like mad...*

Oh, dear knight, finally somebody came to free u...watch out!

*suddenly the Dartin the evil wizzards dragon appears behind the knight*

*hears the cry from the fair maiden in the tower, turns head, notices incoming *

Blast!

*while still waving arm and pointing the hairdryer at the statue, waves arm in the vicinity of sword, grabs it, fends off Dartin the Dragon while doing this to him: *

*almost faints, but resists the urge to turn away so she can watch her hero fight the dragon*

*thinks to herself that this knight has some unconventional methods...freeing a stone(!) statue with a hairdryer ...well as long as it helps*

*the dragon falls to the ground; shouts of admiration can be heard from the maid in the tower who holds up the poster she had made for the last Backstreet Boys concert (of course she has changed Backstreet Boys into brave and handsome unknown knight, the rest that is written on the poster is better left unsaid)

*as the dragon falls to the ground, the knight again turns is attention to what he believes is an icestatue*

Doh!!!*slaps forehead*
me! Thinking it was made of ice! Good thing I'm not an archaeologist...

Have no fear, my fair maiden! Soon I shall come to your rescue!

*stops waving arm, unpluggs the hairdryer and puts it away. wanders about the courtyard a bit before finding the entrance on the side of the tower*

Wait a minute, let me tell you...*but the knight has already disappeared*

*thinks that maybe the knight should have taken the hairdryer along as on the tower steps live some nasty little creatures that tend to bite everything and everybody to death within seconds and can only be fought and turned to dust by a hairdryer (800W min)*

*starts when she thinks of the painful death that awaits the knight...*

*reemerges from side of tower*

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Always, I forget something!!

*picks up hairdryer*
Oh, my fair maiden, did thou try and tell me something?

*bad guy in black armour blocking the entry to the tower*

[Black Knight]: Halt! Who goes there?