h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks up from sadistiacally trying to think of trick questions to catch her students out*

Bye Titania.

IIEM - another coffee please, white one sugar.

Is anybodeeee there?

*ponders using the 3rd conditional to throw the little buggers off*

I guess not

*relants on nasty grammar, but keeps trick questions, and on this note, leaves for home.*

Byeeeee

Hiya everyone.
*Washes up*
*Puts v/_\3 on*

<BB<

Is that the v/_\3 being put on? I'd love a cup.

Of spam of course. Tea if there's no spam.

*floating in*

Another one, please BB!

*Hands a c)[]( of Spam over*
There you go. I must admit I don't get asked to brew spam often, funny that...
But then a cup of spam is always has the best possible taste.

<BB<

*And hands Titania a c)_( of tea too.*

<BB<

Thanks BB!

*sips tea*

*Looks up from dark corner to have found life passing her by once again*

Hmm, pity I missed JAR, haven't seen him for weeks.

IIEM, another lemonade, please and a saucer of milk

Misha: Miaow

*rubs up against Tashalls legs*

*comes in through back, yawning*
Long day!
IIEM, anticoffee, please.

*Misha rubs up against Asteroid Lil's legs in the hope that she has some milk for him*

Misha: Miaow



Tashalls: Hey there, Lil, how are you? I have been away from the cafe for so long, but it's good to see the familiar faces again.

*Tashalls gathers up Misha before he can annoy other patrons, and walks towards the exit*

Bye for now, hope I see you again soon...

*wanders in from the dark, cold, damp outsides*
(I love Norway.)

Good morning Café. Anybody mind if I go to sleep here?


*Ping covers JAR in a blanket and begins playing a game of Mahyong (or however it's spelled).*

Ping: *experiements with more and more levels on the table, forcing him to build ladders of chairs to reach the pieces*

*jingle*

Morning IIEM, double latte please.

*notices a large amount of MahJong tiles covering most of the sofa and table*

Ping? How's it going? Where's JAR? BTW, you have some matching tiles over on this side.

Ping: Ah, thanks. *skuttles over to the tiles pointed out so nicely*

Good morning, friend Freedom. Master JAR is asleep. *points to lump of human body in a comfy chair* I am doing very well, thank you. How are you doing yourself?

*jingle*

Morning IIEM, double latte please.

*notices a large amount of MahJong tiles covering most of the sofa and table*

Ping? How's it going? Where's JAR? BTW, you have some matching tiles over on this side.

Oops, sorry. Just ignore the last bit, OK?

I'm very good, thankyou Ping. Look! Red dragons! *points to a spot quite a distance above her head*

Ping: Ahh, yes.. Now I understand what you are saying.. Better to say wise thing twice, than to speak foolish never, no?

Ping: *looks up* Where? *jumps up and down* Where?!? *looks up again*