h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ping: *remains completely unmoved by Titanias flirting, yet summons up the Magnificent Soupbowl and begins adding ingredients from a different world. After a while the sweet strangely familiar scents fills the café and leaves everyone in a slight daze*
In celebration of Friday. A day most Holy to the Soup...
Ping: *steals a peak at Titania as she eats...*

JAR: He is taking over my life!

*collapses wearily into a seat*

*whispers* Hi all. *waves feebly*

IIEM- a very large very strong coffee please. No sugar. Black.

*closes eyes*

*takes JAR aside*

If it's really that bad, you'll have to send him back, even if it means The End of the Soup...
I would rather be without the soup than without a JAR *laughs hysterically at own unintended, bad, word-play* in th cafè

Hi there Sol

How are you? You look a bit tired *sympathetic look*

OneEye: Hehe! But I don't think it's possible to take him back. I have been thinking of putting up a very small, underequipped soupkitchen for him to polay in though.. To keep him off my back...

*Ping walks up to Solnushka* Sol. Drink this. Good for you. Brings back lost energy. *presents a bowl of steaming hot Soup*

mmmmmm............ that was absolutely the most delicious soup I've ever tasted, Master Ping....

*checks watch*

Ooops, time to run off to cocktail-mingling....

Have a nice weekend, all!

*drifting off, in haste*

Good idea! That would give him a better opportunity to serve us the Soup on a daily basis perhaps?
You could start a soup-kitchen;-P

Bye T!

JAR; you could call it something like "JARs World of Soups - brought to you by Ping - Master or the Soup"

That was s'posed to be "Master OF the Soup" not "or"...

Gotta go. Got a meeting to attend too. Be back in about 2 hours.

*pop*

So long One Eye! And thanks for the ideas...

How are things going Sol? You seem a bit... down? (Here there should be a smiley expression concern, but I don't think there exists one)

Hello fellow caffeine lovers.

*notices Ping*

JAR, it's nice to see Ping is becoming a productive member of h2g2 society. Affy is still trying to figure out how you got the Ifinite Capcacity Refrigerator to respond to a voice command, though!

IIEM: Kona, black, please.

*drinks soup, and lo some measure of happiness is intantly restored*

Wow. That was good. I needed that. Messed up big time at work, not once, but twice this morning. Can I go home yet?

You could, I suppose, be "Master O'er The Soup", which sounds very official, suggesting you have power over soup and control its every move - kinda like a soup Big Brother (In the 1984, not the lousy Channel 4 sense).

Hmmm.... So, anyone for tea, or does everyone like soup?

Hi Moniker!

You have no idea how much I regret not reading the instructions.... Voiceactivating touchonly machines. Silly of me. Plain silly. If there's any way I can elp fix things, I'm more than willing to do so. Only not during weekends. They're special.

I'd love some tea Bluebottle!
In no way do I mean to infringe on the Café's overturn (or whatever it's called)... He just haven't got a place to put him yet. In some ways he's still a child I guess. He's only a few days old you know...

*Puts v/_\3 on, and pours JAR a c)_( of tea.*
There you go.

Ah, Bluebottle! I'm in time for tea. Hi, Witty Hi, JAR...word travels fast and Ping's cooking expertise is becoming well known. Any new plans and recipes?

*gasp*
Ping reknown? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... The recepies are mainly stuff he gets during some fairly suspicious trances he enters now and again... He claims to be communicating with HIS master.. I don't know...

Ping: *Looks at JAR with patronizing eyes* /thinks: He hasn't got it at all, has he... /thinks

*gasp*
Ping reknown? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... The recepies are mainly stuff he gets during some fairly suspicious trances he enters now and again... He claims to be communicating with HIS master.. I don't know...

Ping: *Looks at JAR with patronizing eyes* /thinks: He hasn't got it at all, has he... /thinks