h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi Irv can I have an anticoffee please?

*steathily creeping back thru*

*softly*

Dallas. Tx.

*quietly creeping back into the forest*

*pours anti-coffee for Joanna*

How did summer treat you?

*looks up from very, very long game of scrabble with Ook to see lots of people have come an gone - and a toolbox sits next to chair*

hmmm, wonder who put that there. I must have been in deep concentration over this game.

Okay, Ook final tallies please.

*calculates very long numbers with pencil stub*

Looks like a very close one, Ook, but I have definitely come out ahead.

*checks back log*

Yep, even someone else has double checked my working-out, and says I'm right. Sorry.

Ook.<\Ook>

Thanks, you've been a good sport.

*turns attention to toolbox, proceeds to fix arm of chair tipped over in earlier mutation accident.*

*folds up newspaper*
Well, it's almost 1 am of another productive day. About time to turn the wick down on the lamp.

I too would like a reading from cheezdanish before I go to New Mexico!

See you all tomorrow.

There, no-one would ever notice the difference.

Now, I wonder whose tool box this is - and when I can give it back to them. Perhaps if I leave it here next to the IIEM with a note.

*fixes note to toolbox, which reads:

THANKS, KIND BENEFACTOR OF THIS TOOLBOX. I HAVE FIXED THE CHAIR. I HAVE CLEANED AND RETURNED TOOLS TO BOX AS FOUND.

Stands back and regards sign appreciatively*

Now, IIEM, a moccha espresso, please.

*wanders over to where donuts are, picks out one without sprinkles, then sits down to read today's papers.*

See you Lil, can I have that newspaper - all the crossies seem to have been filled out in these ones

*fills in last of crossword puzzle and leaves by back porch, interested to see where Lil's beaten path goes*

Tashalls will follow the more beaten path find him or herself standing at the side door of Crater Labs Inc., with a sign next to it. The sign says "Lil's Atelier -- Up Stairs" ( http://www.h2g2.com/A304354 ).

Or else he or she will follow the fainter trail and go somewhere unknown.

*The cafe bell jingles.*

Sun is shining and the day's beginning. What better place to start than a double espresso at the Aroma Cafe .

Double espresso please IIEM.

*Settles at a table to wait for other customers from this side of the pond.*

Mornin' BS!

I'm a bit reluctant to approach the IIEM, today, but, awww, what the heck...

Coffee please, IIEM!

*gets coffee*

Excellent!

*The cafe bell jingles again*

Rain is pouring and the day's begining.
Hi BS! Make one for me too while you are at it, IIEM!

*Reads the note that Tashall has attached to her toolbox*
Good! the chair looks as good as new
*Opens handbag and the big toolbox vanishes in it's innards.*
It sure is handy to have a pet Black Hole!
-B-

Morning Bumblebee , you sound cheery despite the rain.

You are right! I feel good today, despite the rain and a chipped tooth (I've just bullied the dentist to give me an appointment later today )
Maybe it's because it's Friday?
-B-

Mornin' Bumble!

That would probably be because it always rains in Bergen

Darn simulposting again!

The dentist, eh...

be afraid, be very afraid

Does not! Sometimes it hails and snow too!

Now, now guys, no fighting about the weather or I'll start .

Morning one-eye .

I am not afraid of the dentist. After a shot of novocain or whatever it is he use, I relax in the chair and gaze into his beautiful brown eyes.....
I can think of much worse things than going to the dentist. But not today
The rain has stopped and I can see patches of dry pavemen outside!

Good morning everyone! I forgot if I told y'all I found an Aroma Café IRL in the Trafford Centre... unfortunately I couldn't sample its real life coffee 'cause I was running for the bus at the time...