h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's just a bot. Only aggressive about hygiene.

Yep. For now! Don't let the fact that the LED's have gone out, Odra.
I think someone better bind that bot until the CLI boys get round and check it out. Unfortunately I need to bail. So I will catch up later.
Nice end to a busy evening
Later.
*taps button on watch and frizzes out*

Manual labor? Eeeee *assumes fetal position*

*frizzes in*
Sorry that should have been 'Don't let it fool you Odra', but I see Lil has it in hand. Later.
*frizzes out*

*sips drink until gone* Wow. That kind of stuff doesn't happen every day. (unless you're Paul Reubens) Glad I got it all on my VidRecorder. *laughs ridiculously* You guys should check this out in slo-mo.

*carefully sidesteps the huddled Fruity and moves the bot to a crockery free floor section. lt shambles off, beginning to clean. Odra moves Fruity out of the path of the thing*

Might want to restrict your fetal-positioning to the sofa, there, kiddo...

*starts setting up chairs and tables*

Well, Stanley, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into. And, wouldn't have it any other way.

*hears fitzzen noise and scoots over to couch*

*notices Odra's backpack and with some trepidation reaches in and rummages about*

ah ha. *pulls out mop, broom and dust pan*

*starts setting up chairs and tables*

Well, Stanley, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into. And, wouldn't have it any other way.

*hears fitzzen noise and scoots over to couch*

*notices Odra's backpack and with some trepidation reaches in and rummages about*

ah ha. *pulls out mop, broom and dust pan*

l'd stand back, jr. Just leave the bot be. lt'll clean up and just go back to the closet if we don't antagonize it....

*Jumping over Fruity.*

Hi & bye guys, just dashing in for a double espresso to go, busy day away from base so I don't know if I'll get back in .

*grabs espresso and heads out the door.*

*Jingle, jingle, jingle*

Ha..Ha..*laughing continues* Hey guys, in reverse slo-mo, It looks like she's putting the bot back together. Huh.Huh.Huhhh...

I feel strangely tired

The bot will put itself away when it's done. I'm away off to sleep, then. I don't reckon to log back on till tomorrow evening my time, so I'll hope to see y'all then!

*sets IIEM to autopilot, makes sure transponder and fish are ok, then heads out the back door*

...I thought I was on the sofa? *scratches head visciously* Rats.
I'm still figuring the layout of this place. And hey! You just moved me, Odra....to a different part of the room! Mighty strong, er, might you got there. Creatine?

Huh..........huh.......huh........*his own laughter has taken over* And if you watch it in in fast-forward, It looks like a WWF match..Haaaaa...Haaaaaaa

I'm sooo confused... Lil, I seem to have caught a ride on your sloth, mindspring and I think some hallucenigens are involved. One window shows post count and the other has posts.

I think I need some rest.

Odra(read:WW), please be so kind as to collect our pound of flesh from RB. I'm sure it will be much easier than the bot.

RB, ol bean, it's a business doing pleasure w/you.

*fuzzes up and fades in and out*

Ohhhhh. I just hate this.

Oh yeah, here's your braclets, Odra. Well done. Should be some kind of medal or commendation in it for you somewhere. After all, non-sentient bots shouldn't be allowed to just do as they please.

*fade fade fuzz fuzz*

"Looks like a WWF match", Valis? lt WAS a WWF match....

Hee.

Sorry 'bout that, Fruity. You had been on the couch, you just..um...must have rolled off. ln your enthusiasm. Yeah. That's it....

Mm. Tea time...
llEM? Blackberry, please...

*sips*
Mmmm.

Well this has certainly been an eventful day!

I'm beat. See you all later!

*jing-a-ling*

*straps back on her rather sticky bracelets*

Brave work retrieving these, jr. Many thanks.
Hee. They're all honey-coated and sticky.

For that matter, -everything- is honey coated and sticky..and covered in duster-fuzz and...what's this? Blue fur?
Ook-hair.

Oh, the ignominy. l've been orangutaned.

Sigh. Hee. l need a shower.
And no, Fruity. You may not watch....

I envision a final showdown between Odra and the bot, if they truly have this much animosity between the two. I didn't know you were such a Luddite, actually, Odra.

*dips finger in honey, whilst the bot is pouring KrebSolvent over it, suckles the finger a bit*

Not too bad actually...

Haaaa.... Haaa....., Check it out from angle 3,...... yeah,....... right here, with all the spinning......Haaaha...Ha....Man I should sell some bootleg tapes.. HHHHaaaaa. haaaaa