h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello JubJub. I think the cafe is on self-service at the moment. Watch, this is how you do it:

IIEM, I want a big mocchacino with mountains of whipped cream and lots and lots of chocolate sprinkled on top.

*GL hands the steaming cup to JubJub*

Here you go, and welcome to the cafe.

(IIEM = Infinite Improbability Espresso Maker)

Am I allowed in here?
I'm really green

ahhh, thanks Garius, that was purrfect
I think I'm gonna stay here for a while, lift my feet up and think of everything silly and useless...

just curious.. where has irving washington vanished to?

You can think of anything silly you want, just please don't wish for it or else the IIEM will make it. That's how we got Ook.

And if you DO wish something into existence, please understand that we follow H2G2's First Law of Continuity here: Whatever is brought about must be accounted for logically.

Thinking of an exploding bomb for example, would end this thread, possibly this cafe. Definitely you, because Garius is a part of Crater Labs Inc. and has a wristwatch you wouldn't believe. But that's another story.

I've lost track. Everybody is allowed here, no matter how green they are. Step forward you! Introduce yourself!

*turns IIEM over to manual, just in case Jubjub gets flighty*

So we don't have Ook, at least for a while.

Well, then I guess I'll take a cup of pot-black coffee, with some chocolate-chip biscuits on the side, please!

Introduce myself?
Well, ain't much too say, I'm fra Norway.
terribly dull place, that.

Oh, but we've been needing a Norwegian!
Here you are -----------> c|~| = =
Pleased to meet you. I'm Lil and I'm helping to run the place while the proprietor, Irv is on holiday. The regulars and other patrons will introduce themselves as they come by.

So how long is the sun up for lately? Are you city Norway or rural Norway? I hope you are tolerant of blue parrot and fjord jokes...

Thanx

*sips coffee*

Oooh...
HOT
thats good!

I'm a member of the rural species. And yes, I'm extremely tolerant
of every kind of joke about Norway, as I am originally Danish. (Moved too Norway when I was 5 yrs.) So, you actually get a kind of 2-in-1 bargain with me. And, you can even joke about Denmark too, if you like!
And the sun sets about nine-thirty pm (CET)

nice biscuits!

By the way:

Any other forums where I can meet interresting/kind/nice people like yourself?

*takes another sip of coffee*

Mmmmmm...
still hot!

How do you get your coffee this good?

*eats biscuit*

This was a short visit, but i'll be sur to stop by later!

Loved the atmosphere

*drinks up*

Ow....

*makes funny face from burnt tongue*

*DD is amazed how well this thread has moved on today*

Everyone enjoying the day off work then.

Eh,DD, yeah, nice people keep stopping by.
Lissen, you're a regular, what kind of a mug have you got for your refills? Describe it so I can paint it; I'm doing them all for a page we're going to call Mug Shots.

Also, it occurs to me we could have copies of our mugs for our home pages, just to show we are regulars here....

What are you up to besides hide-and-seek? How's the restaurant?

I actually have a big one, I like a lot of tea at one sitting. With some short of witting saying on it. Like 'I hate W***' or something.

*sigh* these verbal people.
*patiently* DD, what _colour_ is it?

More tea?

Yellow.

Yellow, with black print and no pictures.
*refills DD's mug*
*pours self a cup*

Sounds about right. Thanks for the tea.

I am back....

*notices Ook is missing....

Darn, no one to play scrabble with... Anyways, I'm , So, hi hello and welcome to anyone who has just appeared :o)

*asks IIEM/Lil for yet another mocha- with whipped cream for a change if thats ok?

I'll be inthe corner if anyone needs me :o)

~ m

*is replying to herself

.. nobodys here today...

*considers tracking down Vlad- I miss Ook

*asks IIEM to keep the mochas coming...

What do you mean ive had enough, ill tell you when ive had enough !!

I think I'll have what your having.