A Conversation for The Café

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Post 41

saffire

marmite? toasted spam? i dont follow........smiley - bigeyes
what ever happened to good old fashioned butter?
-saffire


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Post 42

Menza

And that too. smiley - smiley


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Post 43

Roasted Amoeba

Well, you can argue amongst yourselves about what goes on the toast, but for now, this should keep you happy...

*hands out lots of finely burnt toast, done just the way he was taught in the Tibetan Toaster University*


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Post 44

Menza

*grits teeth*

Any chance of aspestos gloves? smiley - winkeye


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Post 45

saffire

hahahha- it must take skill to get this bread so nice and *crispy*
-saffire


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Post 46

Cupid Stunt

Toasted Spam with butter? OK!


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Post 47

Menza

I was hoping for the butter with the Marmite on toast personally. smiley - smiley


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Post 48

Roasted Amoeba

It takes a lot of skill to make toast like this. smiley - smiley

This is proven by the fact that, as far as I know, I am the only toaster to have successfully (and without cheating) gained the 1st class honours degree from the Toaster University. All my classmates failed because they kept on over-toasting the toast, or even worse, being lazy and chucking the toast out before it was ready...

They're the sort who give toasters a bad name...


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Post 49

Menza

And there is nothing worse than spongy toast. smiley - smiley


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Post 50

Cupid Stunt

Well, toasted Spam is worse than that!


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Post 51

Menza

If you say so, I've never tried it personally. smiley - smiley


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Post 52

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I'm not planning on trying it any time soon, myself.


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Post 53

Menza

Can I get a smiley - coffee? smiley - smiley


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Post 54

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

You can get as many smiley - coffees as you want


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Post 55

Menza

I think I need a few to keep up with the smiley - empty I'll be consuming later.


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Post 56

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

smiley - coffeesmiley - emptyO smiley - coffee Is that good? More? smiley - smiley
We live to serve.


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Post 57

Menza

Good coffee, and it feels god not having to pour the drinks myself. Another if you please. smiley - smiley


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Post 58

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

smiley - coffeesmiley - smiley


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Post 59

Roasted Amoeba

Spongy toast is, indeed, one of the worst evils known to man... and roasted amoebas, for that matter.


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Post 60

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

All I can say is that I'm not Fred.


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