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The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
153745 Posted Sep 29, 2001
*walks in*
Afternoon, folks. 
Some Earl Grey 
would be nice today, IIEM.
*takes newly dispensed , and sits down in his favorite large comfy chair*
Everything is so....so...
Clean!
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 29, 2001
Someone help!
// bubble, bubble. disappears under the suds from the detergents.
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 29, 2001
*from ceiling*
Get up Yos - get up! Up here! Hurry!
*cleaning bot has now finished cleaning Spelugx to the degree of unconsciousness*
*scans surroundings for next target*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Hati Posted Sep 29, 2001
Oh, Yoss! I have been waiting for you.
The cleaning bot was around today. 
I had to act as a houseplant.
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Hati Posted Sep 29, 2001
OMG! It's here again!
*climbs on the windowsill again and watches the show*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
153745 Posted Sep 29, 2001
How do I get to the ceiling? 
I've been really busy today, but I've finally made it online, only to find that my space was on the top five busiest conversations list (a feat I had been dreaming of for months) and I missed it...
Anyway,
A houseplant? 
What type? 
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 29, 2001
*cleaning bot approaches Yos with a menacing clicking*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 29, 2001
// sparkles with cleanliness
Look! I'm all clean now!
Its not all that bad getting cleaned by it.
Hi Yossarian! I do hope you're still not planning on leaving.
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Hati Posted Sep 29, 2001
Sitting-on-the-windowsill-type of houseplant. Looks like 
I'm afraid.
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Sep 29, 2001
*Spots cleaning bot on its way towards Yossarian, thinking quickly Irv leaps into action, grabs Yoss, and leaps with him to the rafters*
We'll all be safer up here.
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
153745 Posted Sep 29, 2001
*slaps cleaning bot in the face with his... No!!! I left my towel with Hati when she fell asleep*
Argh!!!
*jumps for the chandelier, and hangs on it, suspended several feet in the air*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 29, 2001
*cleaning bot scans floor*
*spots spelugx*
*clean*
*scans tables*
*clean*
*scans counters and window sill*
*spots Hatifnat*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Hati Posted Sep 29, 2001
Mamma Mia!
*climbs up the curtain*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 29, 2001
*cleaning bot unable to spot any uncleanliness in eyesight or down*
*starts scanning upwards*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 29, 2001
We need to throw something to cover its scanning device - a cloak or towel or something - anyone?
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Sep 29, 2001
*at YP's request, throws Dylan Cobb's Continuity Bleach over YP's post, so that it all makes sense. YP is in the rafters, not on the chadelier, and the bot did not attack him*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 29, 2001
Well, that certainl saves YP from immediate danger - but what about the rest of us?
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
153745 Posted Sep 29, 2001
Quick use my towel!
Wait!!!
I don't have it!!!!!!!!
*panicks*
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Spelugx the Beige, Wizard, Perl, Thaumatologically Challenged Posted Sep 29, 2001
Maybe a tablecloth off a table could help?
The H2G2 Aroma Café: The Tale of the Missing Kettle
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 29, 2001
*cleaning bot spots several - in her opinion - unclean beings in the rafters*
*starts preparing high pressure tube*
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