h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* reappears after lurking *
Can I have a pair of Goo coloured ones Irving?

Morning, Spelugx!
How's the day?

*entering the café through the backdoor, putting her Personal Duplicator™ back in her pocket, B sinks exhausted onto the Deep Purple sofa.*

Hi Hati! Sorry I disappeard without a word the the other day. There's some trouble in the Forest, and yesterday I was home with a sick child. Good thing I have a Duplicator so I can be several places at once!

Irv, I've posted in the B17 thread. Terrible business, him leaving!
IIEM, I'll try the flavour of the month for once..

*floating in*

Hi all!

I'm sneaking in from my new job, so I might not respond much - I don't know acceptable spending my time here will be yet!

IIEM, a café mélange, please...

*sits down in corner to continue pretending to w*rk*

Hi, Bumble!
Disappearing is a normal part of h2g2 life, I think. Important is to come back.

IIEM, an apple juice, please.

Hej, Titania! How's the new w*rk going?

poor you, having to do the w**k thing...

Don't you?

Am I the only one who finds threads like this mildly irritating?
I mean - all this technology, this amazing forum, and what is this thread about? Seemingly nothing except backscratching.
J
(awaits furious responses)

I like to have a place where I can talk about the weather, life, whatsoever. I like to have a certain bunch of friends. h2g2 is full of very smart and high-fly conversations. Enjoy these if you hate ours.

*sits behind J and begins to vigerously scratch back*
Is that about where it needs scratching?

IIEM, please, if you wouldn't mind everso much, may I kindly have a mulled applejuice. Thank you kindly.

*moves to sit in a seat but catches sight of small flashing light on floor*

Hmm, what's that? Did I bring it in on my clothes?

*climbs on the table*
What's this!?

I think the problem is that I see a cafe as a place from which to forment revolution (Note to BBC vogons: that's not a political comment), so I was a bit disappointed when I turned up.
I've nothing against relaxing per se, and I even do it in cafes occasionally, but that's not all I see a cafe as being for. Just my romanticism I suppose...

Feel free to try.

*Washes up*
*Puts v/_\3 on*

<BB<

Finding a new bikini is not as easy as you'd think...
*Goes and find her cup*
c)_( tea please!

*Hands Bumblebee a *
It's true, bikini finding is hard to do, but you've a few weeks yet.

<BB<

Hi, BB!

I decided to make new bikini of fig leaves.

Good idea - but what happened to the figs? ;-) *Wonders what happens in Autumn, what Americans call the Fall...* But head over here to learn about the competition: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F44375?thread=139519

*comes in back door, leaving Ferrari outside*

I heard Bluebottle was making tea.