A Conversation for The Tibetan Greenhouse Dugout
First Customer...(at last)
Old Uncle Zarniwoop Started conversation Dec 18, 2001
Hello... I'm OUZ. I am the Keeper of Lost Conversations on H2G2. I feel an obligation to go to into the nooks and crannies..the very heart of H2G2 and bring back to life places that were previously unknown to everybody. I hope you can support my cause !!!
As nobody has posted here in nearly 2 years I think it was about time as well !!
So where do I start ?
First Customer...(at last)
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Dec 18, 2001
Ah, a visitor, after all these long, lonely days. Here, have a seat.
When the greenhouse was new, there was quite a flurry of people popping by, though only a few left something for me to pot up. I don't think it has been two years though, surely. Hmm... perhaps it has.
Perhaps the best place to start, if you haven't already, is to read some of the contributions already on the benches. I think I may have said somewhere (thought, anyway) that this is a place constructed of good intentions and ambiguity... in The h2g2 Post, I think.
What I'm trying to collect, without spoiling that idea, is stuff which may strike you as being important about being a person, in a vague sort of way, somethinig you might want to pack and take with you when you cease to be one.
JTG
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Researcher Bartalflak Posted Dec 28, 2001
Ahhh John the Gardener! Hmmmm.....
I am here and at peace - hows that for multitasking?
I will call on you one time in the distance to ask if you are a gardener
First Customer...(at last)
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Dec 28, 2001
And, depending on how great the distance to the time of asking, I shall probably reply, "Arh, that I be...", though I may not say it in a pantomime pirate voice.
JTG
First Customer...(at last)
Old Uncle Zarniwoop Posted Dec 28, 2001
Neither will you have a parrot on your shoulder and a peg leg.
First Customer...(at last)
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Dec 28, 2001
... though I might.
First Customer...(at last)
Researcher Bartalflak Posted Jan 2, 2002
I have parrots! But not on my shoulder, going cheep to the first deaf person to apply.
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- 1: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Dec 18, 2001)
- 2: John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" (Dec 18, 2001)
- 3: Researcher Bartalflak (Dec 28, 2001)
- 4: John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" (Dec 28, 2001)
- 5: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Dec 28, 2001)
- 6: John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" (Dec 28, 2001)
- 7: Old Uncle Zarniwoop (Dec 28, 2001)
- 8: John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" (Dec 28, 2001)
- 9: Researcher Bartalflak (Jan 2, 2002)
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