h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for the greeting John, speaking for the group, we shall bear it in mind. I'm surwe we could all collaborate on some little snippet to add to those already here.

Thanks for dropping by John, I was going to invite you over but clean forgot.

Hi John-the-gardner, nice to see we are not invading your peace and quiet too much. Can you sort out this Venus Fly Trap for me? I can't keep the sodding things alive no matter how hard I try. Thanks honey.

You talking about me?????

Well, actually no I wasn't, unless you're the dead plant lurking on my windowsill, and if you are I'm gonna sell you to the circus as you appear to be a bit more special than the average plant.

Very worrying having a name like "Bluebottle" with all these Venus Fly Traps around... Could we go somewhere safer next time, Phil?

It's getting a bit quiet in here now, have I missed directions to the the next stop?

The directions to the next stop are still coming.

While we're waiting, here's one more round with the bong.

Yes, the Greenhouse seems to be working.
-oops, a whole sentence. (*calming, calming*)

Well, you know what they say - people in glass houses shouldn't throw parties.

I agree, if you can't take the heat get out of the solarium.

Ok so you want to move on then... Wipe the mud from your shoes as you leave as we're off to someones homepage next. Researcher 98455, Jim diGriz is the next stop. http://www.h2g2.com/U98455 and the forum is found at http://www.h2g2.com/F25646?thread=59462 Phil

"People who work in glass houses shouldn't get stoned..."(?) Something along those lines. Pass the bong. That reminds me of a joke I'll credit to Eric Idle...

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

Drop back anytime.

JTG

Hi folks,

Just popped by to ask anyone who hasn't already signed the
h2g2 Amnesty International Petition to please do so...

"We, the undersigned, support the aims of Amnesty International
and the freedoms enshrined in the Universal Declaration of
Human Rights. We call for the freeing of all prisoners of
conscience; the right to fair and prompt trials for political
prisoners; the abolition of the death penalty, torture and other
cruel treatment of prisoners; and the end of political killings and
human rights abuses."

http://www.h2g2.com/A455528

Every dagblasted one of us ought to have our name on this!

Thanks.

JTG