h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh .. I see I just wasn't wearing my glasses dearie - thank you.

Aww shucks! You are welcome M'lady


*wipes up the spilt from the table*

How does this place get into such a mess when we're the only ones that use it??

I think we have interlopers, M'lady.. You know those things that about the threads?

Or are they antelopes?

Envelopes I think, of destruction, that's what you're thinking about envelopes of subversion and destruction.

Aaah!.. Of course!

My head has been like a sieve recently

You should plug your ears and nostrils then .... they're probably the main leaks ....

You are a-mazing!!... Not even the Clever One thought of that!

Oh it's just a bit of common sense

M'lady!! You are *not* common!!

Ahhhh, I'm glad you spotted that dear. I'm not in the least bit common but I do have a very acute sense of the common.

It must be most difficult for you to be around such people, M'lady

Oh I never go near them dearie, wouldn't dream of socialising or anything with them - and it helps that I can spot them a mile off.

How fortunate you are, M'lady


*finishes clearing the s and wiping down the tables*

I'll just put the binbags out M'lady


*drags the bags to the bins*

You really shouldn't overdo it dearie, why not advertise for a cleaner or something?? It's not good for your health to be doing everything around here you know? Slow down, take it easy.


*sips and stretches out.*

*staggers back and collapses into a large leather chair*


Thank you, M'lady... Most kind of you to grant me permission to advertise

No hurry dearie but you should get on to it quickly .... don't want working yourself to frazzle, by the way, when did you last check the security in the courtroom? Just out of curiousity.

*crosses fingers under her robes*

I think that might have been last Thing, M'lady. I thought someone had left the Gents' window open again!

Ohhh indeed - that'll probably be the Prof then but just who is responsible for locking up and checking the premises when we leave the building??

I don't believe it's in my Contract of Employement, M'lady