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OMG you're Tom Hanks' twin.



Can I have your autograph??

Me too.

You're Tom Hanks twin as well



Why can't I be his twin too - I'm your twin and Lil's triplet.



I think you pair are leaving me out.

Kewl!!

Don't crush the dress - it's a geomarni!


*scrawls signature*

Here you are likkul

And one for you too, Bel


Anybody else?

You can't have everything likkul

Oooh, thank you.

Quiet there, Fizzy.

Really??


I thought the dress was more george@asda myself.

This cost me all of 55p I will have you know

It's genuwine nylon, feel....

You gave me a shock.

I know.. I was shocked too when I saw the price *twirls around*

You really are a bright spark in it.


Careful you don't set the matt alight.

I think Fizzy meant an electro shock.

I reckon she's angling for the fire brigade again.

Electro shocks.. I haven't had one of those since I left the office.


If you walked across the carpet and happened to touch the metal doorframe..

Well, the most unladylike language could be heard!!

That's what you get from twirling around in genuwine nylon

I have one every time I get out of the car.

Try wearing cotton knickers

*hic*


Oh! Did I really say that out loud?


*shakes the dress and sparkles everywhere*

I always wear cotton undies ....

TMI

Goodnight.

You must be naturally a bright spark then!




Oooh! I mustn't do after drinking