h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We need a plan to prevent this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F2025674?thread=4327573&skip=0&show=20

Foiled you will be, on that count can you.

(Sorry about the Yoda speak: I'm watching The Empire Strikes Back at the minute)

Where was I? Oh yeah:

Defeat you will taste and defeat they are smelly,
Defeat, they have long been maturing in wellies,
Defeat will be stripped of their ripe socky covers,
These feet you will face if you mess with the Brothers.

You'd not believe how scared I am
I'm trembling at the thought - not
I think I'll just send you my mam,
And let Fizzy stir the pot.
She'll cook a broth of your feet,
Your smelly socks and wellies
And all you'll get of your defeat
will be safely in your bellies.

The Brotherhood Without (a) Name
Prooved to be a little lame;
So sister Bel, the clever one
Did not lose time and quickly spun
Her magic and entrapped the brothers,
Which hopefully will deter others
From joining and supporting them.
The Brotherhood is just a sham.


To visit them, go here and scroll down to the bottom of the page:

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Fortunately the Brotherhood are blokes and therefore immune to twaddle such as pentagrams and the like. We have the power of the pint on our side and we're not afraid to use it.

Oh, does MMF know that? After all, he thinks he's a big