h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*quickly turns the page*

No it's the sort of challenge he lives for - he'll love it, kinda like giving other men that broken watch to fix - he'll tinker with it, and worry it, and poke at it and it'll make him a happy

I'd be careful, Fizzy, or I'll tell you exactly what I do with it!!

I just thought it was the sort of gift you'd like

*squeals with laughter*

There's just some men you couldn't please.

You've noticed??

Only the one .... or two ........... maybe three ................ but not much more than ............................................
............................................. every man I've ever met.

Sad isn't it??

Sadder than that

Try to do a nice thing for Moonhogg, and what do I get for my troubles eh - thinly veiled threats. I can't do right for doing wrong some days.

Hoggy threatened you? Oh.. poor darling.. you must have frightened him!!

I hope I have that effect on most men

If not ....... I must try harder, I must try harder, I must try harder, I must try harder.

He's gone ever so quiet.. do you think he's fallen asleep again?

Probably, sure you know what they're like when you're talking at them - pay no attention. Will almost certainly wait until we are no longer online then nip back to fire off a or something.

Pffffttt!!

Ahh, I'm off to bed... The missus missus me!

Goodnight dearie, sleep tight

Goodnight Hoggy.. see you tomorrow


aww bless 'im!!

If you mean chuck a load of water at him - I'm in.

*giggles*


You wouldn't, would you??

In a heartbeat.

Wicked little