h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't actually think of a muppet that I didn't like.

Oh, hey! There is a French fast food joint. We can go through the drive through. Here's the menu. Hmmm, let's see...

French toast
French fries
French beans
French dressing

(can't make out the smaller print through her bifocals)

Can anyone read the rest of this?

b..i..e..r..r..e ?

Favorite muppet, hmmm probably Animal or the two old guys sledgeing from the stall

Statler and Waldorf, wasn't it?

It was indeed Statler and Waldorf. I identify with them to this day.

I'm quite prepared to take your words for that, but those names do sound familiar

And who can forget Lou Zealand, the Boomerang Thrower

or the Swedish Chef!


*Orders french beans in french dressing.*

How come, Mari-rae, you like the Swedish chef, who chops everything and everyone into little pieces, but disapprove of me burning everything?

I hate to say this BB but i can't remember Lou Zealand...the swedish chef on the other hand Not to mention Beaker

Beaker was my favorite. ("And this is the button that makes Beaker's pants explode." "Meeeeeeep!") Lou was cool too, though. I liked his boomerang fish the best.

I'll have an order of french toast please.

G7

French toast, French mustard, French beans and French lettuce for me, please.
No - I said French LETTUCE...

ROFL

*decides not to ask for a French Kiss*

Its MARV that disapproves of your burning things, not me. I am waiting for this fire you promised to build together to happen. I was all set to let you splurge in the flame thrower shop, if you remember. ~all huffy~

Ah, go on Linus. Live dangerously!!!

i hang around with you don't i...

Don't wag that tongue at me! I'm not on the menu!!!

*decides to bite his tongue....on this occasion *

I'm currently boycotting French wine because of Nuclear testing and because of their boycott of British beef.

Eat British Beef -
You'll Never Get Better!

Try Colorado mead instead, BB. Much better taste than most French wines, much more affordable and much more "eco-friendly".

G7

I don't agree with everything (most things!!!) our government does and i presume french champagne makers may not agree with theirs...

In other words: fill 'er up Y

California wines are yummy too! I didn't know there were Colorado wines. I don't know why not, though, as there is a winery right in town here in Wisconsin. They win prizes for their apple and cherry wines.

Anyway... BB, you can order whatever you want for whatever reason you want. Just don't burn down this fast food joint. (not that I'm `against` you burning things at all, sweetie!) We all know the French are a law unto themselves. Oui? Bien!!