h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Perhaps someone else apart from Jim should have a go...

Did you have anyone in mind?
Or you volunteering? There's not enough fire involved for my liking...

*Completely tongue-tied at the moment because Zed spoke directly to her!*

Ahem. Sorry about that folks.
Hang on a minute though. Look at this! Although things are fireproof here, they're not immune to smoke damage. Someone's written something in wax on the parchment. I can't understand it myself. Looks Egyptian. Mari-rae, have you retained any knowledge from your previous guise of hyrogliphics?(sp?)

I hope so because my knowledge only extends as far as "Asterix and Cleopatra" LOL

Yes, umm, let me see... It says, "What do you say when you see a two-headed monster? Over."

*Turns the page over.*

"Hello, hello."







Maybe I got that wrong.

Uh, er, right. Hmmm. Anyone seen any two headed monsters about?

That'th not a monthter; That'th motherth pet. But 'hello hello' would indeed be tthe right thing to thay.

I tthink there are thome more clueth on the parchment.

Zed

Hannah was talking about a two headed monster over at
http://www.h2g2.com/A358814
but I don't know if it's related.

*They all stare blankly at the parchment thinking of the clue Zed has given them: "Look behind the Midnight Howling fourteen paces west of the Green-eyed Yellow Idol."*

My brain is starting to hurt.

Ah, so you found it then...LOL

*lights a cigar.......*


puff.....


puff....



puff...

*blows a smoke dog (similar to a smoke ring......but a smoke ring doesn't pee on your leg)*

Umm...sorry bout that ,Linus

*thankfully still has soda fountain in his hands and uses it *

Zed, we aren't exactly clueless, but we don't get this.

Alicia Silverstone is clueless, I'm told.
Haven't seen it, though.

Well, as long as we are in the kitchen I'll make us something.

*Begins opening cupboards and the fridge, assessing what's there. Soon the kitchen fills with the delicious aromas of broiling steaks, frying potatoes, fresh veggies, and crisp salads. Not forgetting the hot biscuits with slabs of butter. Also, a big pasta salad and a fruit salad.

Followed of course by 'special' brownies...

mmmmmmmmmmm......biscuits.................


*walks over and opens cupboard.......sign on it says "FORBIDDEN".....cupboard is filled with donuts! Begins devouring forbidden donuts.*


mmmmmmmmmm, forbidden donuts........

Baron - you can't read. That thign thayth 'Forged'. They aren't actually doughnutth.

You might want to drink thith. *handth over thmoking green potion*

Zed

*Watches Baron to see if he will try the potion, while wondering what it will do. Doesn't think Zed would ever hurt a true believer.*

*mouth full. begins to sweat. Eyes zed suspiciously. feels pain in stomach. Drains bottle of potion. Waits expectantly for either potion or donuts to do their thing.*