h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have shed my Egyptian Goddess persona and can no longer smite things. (I think it was the gold snake bracelets that I had on. Their ruby eyes really glowed, like they were alive. And the bracelets felt cold against my skin. I took them off. They're with my costume.)

I did notice you were back to your normal name (and not wearing a costume )

Oh well, lets see if any of the other doors are open

*tries the next door........ which is locked*

Hold on, I have an idea.
*JTWL turns and walks for some distance up the hall. He turns and runs full pelt at the door, head first.............................................................................................................................................................................................................





When he comes round the door is standing open*

Hey, it worked!

Keep a look out for my leg.

*hop, hop, shuffle*

*They peer inside the cell and find dusty rags and bones.*

Indeed. Tthe rag-and-bone man came round latht week. Thethe oneth are not up to our high thtandardth, I will have a word with him nektht ttyme.

You don't theem to have found the treathure yet. Try looking behind tthe midnight howling, tthe one fourteen pacethe wetht of the Green Eyed Yellow Idol. You do know where that ith?

Zed

*Jumps, startled!*

Zed! You're back! No, I'm afraid we haven't come across a Green Eyed Yellow Idol yet. And I don't know what a midnight howling is. ~blushes scarlet~

If Zed already knows where it is why do we need to be searching for it in the first place?

Good point.

Thank you

I wonder how the elephants are going?

They're loose in the garden. I think they're very happy. I don't know how happy Zed will be when he looks out a window. Linus, do you know what Zed meant? should we keep opening these cells, or look somewhere else?

Hmmm, well it would be a bit strange to put a statue in a cell

How about we peek in the cells, just in case, as we continue along the passageway. No need to open any though (which should please Jim no end )

Owwww, y'know, I think that bump just jogged my memory

*JTWL closes his eyes and strains to think*
"There's a Green Eyed Yellow Idol to the north of Katmandu"
Could that be it? I can't seem to remember the rest of the poem though.....

I saw plenty of idols while in Nepal but i can't remember a green eyed yellow one

Let's run up to the library and look up the rest of the poem. Who wrote it? Or we could just figure this out logically. Where would you keep an idol? (I'm sure Zed doesn't worship it. TCotTB is what he is true to.) How about a museum of some kind? Or a collection room?

Green eyed and yellow sounds like a cat to me... =^_^=

Maybe its a garden ornament?

I guess the library is a s good a place to start as any

*Linus disappears in a flash of upgrade *

Well! He didn't even say good-bye!

*Trudges upstairs to the library and begins looking through the books for references to Green-Eyed Yellow Idols and midnight howlings.*

*Appears in puff of blue smoke happy to have finaly found the latest post!*

Hello! Did I just hear Zed?

*sheepishly*

Er that was me, apparently it was only a flash of pique...