h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks. They're coming back, you know.

Coming back? Those look as if they're going forward.

.oO thinks: Time to change the subject.

Er, yes. Nice antennae.

Thanks

A swift before the BT gremlins disconnect me again, please.

Gremlins! Aaaargh!

*Peregrin hides under the table*

*tries to persuade Peregrin out from under the table*

It's OK. I have formidable defences.

.oO Formic defences, indeed. Yes, an ant-joke folks

Buh-boom!

Well, can't hang around here. Goodnight!

Goodnight then!
*nips behind bar to get himself a *

I suppose I ought to be off too... g'night all.

*waves*

*waves back, as he's still around, but is really about to go this time*

No, no - waves.
*winces as Peregrin is hit by a freak tidal wave from the h2g2 beach*

*wanders in to the deserted bar and wonders why it is so damp underfoot *

Oh, don't tell me someone mopped the floor

*pours self a much needed as he is back at work today *

Finally I get back to the F&F after my holiday and there's no-one around, the floor's all wet and the round naming convention appears to be on shakey ground. Hope I'm in the right place

*Heads for the bar and pours a of Grumpfuttocks*

Ahhh, it's good to be back

Afternoon BS! How the devil are you?

Hi BS have you had a good holiday??

Afternoon all . Splendid holiday thank you, although I did miss you guys every now and then.

Well, just to get back into the swing of things... and a I presume?

Please

Thanking you, ta.