h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sprinting behind the counter he pours Joanna a large , proffers her the glass and finally pours himself the G & T he ordered yesterday.

Cheers

I'd like to learn GuideML, because I feel a bit left out.
*pours Joanna a *

cheers thanks

*sips *

simulpost, i hate it

Sorry

ooh! two! thats not happened to me in a while!
*takes second and grins at Hannah*

Guideml is not so hard, visit the guideml clinic. http://www.h2g2.com/A187229
Its well worth experimenting... if you want any help you can email me... if you have some idea of what you want to put on your page that may help too...

Thanks, you'll see, in a few weeks we'll have a new-page-party!
(hopefully)

*pours herself a and hopes she won't be too stupid for GuideML*

*enters and gives everyone the secret handshake*
Afternoon all. please.

Hi Doc.

Have you been over to the swimming pool - I tried to order an ice, but I'm not very good at it yet and I got all my line feeds messed up. Anyway I fancy another before I go.

Pours himself a Horse's Neck - "Cheers" all

EV, I think you should get that lump on your hand looked at.

Oh! That was the secret handshake was it? Oops...

Can I have a please?

I can't tell you if that was the secret handshake or not, because then it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
Zaphod, I think Hannah has seen to your order... not sure about the raspberry vinegar though. Would malt vinegar do?

It's tough trying to hang out in two locations at once isn't it?

I think I need a drink, can I get anyone anything while I'm behind the bar?

You can get me a while you're behind the bar. Or wasn't that what you meant?

It's exactly what I meant - here's a , do you think there are any peanuts here behind the bar, or is that too much for your diet?

Oops - completely misread your post - I thought you were asking if you were allowed to help yourself whilst you were behind the bar. But thanks for the *sip* ahh!

Peanuts are one of those ultra high fat content foods aren't they? So, best not, but thanks for the offer.

You're welcome - but there are some Twiglets back here, reaching out the window in a vain imitation of Mr. Bean to grab a few twigs from an overhanging tree.

*thinks: hmm... this diet actually comes in useful - I have an excuse!*

You're most kind but I couldn't possibly!

Well they look a bit green anyway, but I think I'll have a few peanuts. Is your glass still OK, asks he as he pours yet another for himself?

*DD meanders in for a Sunday afternoon drink*

Baron Bear Slide I would have left the car keys at home had I not been watching bowls at a venue 60 miles form home, and had to drive someone else there and back.

BTW I can sit there all day and watch others drink and still be designated driver for the trip home. I don;t go out every time to drink, I go out for the company and if it is my turn to drive so be it.