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Hi DD,

I seem to be behind the bar here for the last few hours - can I get you something, got a nice line in Twiglets,says he reaching out the window...

A will do fine. I'm just here to watch the world go by.

Here's a |_|, just don't try to grab the world as it goes by - too much reality can damage you sanity.

and all around on me - I'm running for president and it doesn't hurt to bribe a few people!

You are trying to bribe afellow candidate Peregrin. This must be made public knowledge.

Bribe me I don't care - shall I pour since I'm still here behind the bar? Mine's a pint.

Speaking of Glasto - do you know if there's anyway on the net I can pick up an audio - here in Germany I can't get anything on the radio.

I think there's a RealAudio feed of BBC Radio 1 at http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/ but they're not broadcasting from Glasto until later tonight.

thx.

*wanders in singing* I'm gonna fail, I'm gona fail....

Ah! I cant revise any more... my head's spinning and I'm gonna crack.... I just spent the last half hour in complete hysterics.... over a blue piece of paper... nothing written on it.... just a blue piece of paper..... I've finally gone over the edge....

AAAAAaaaaaargh!!!! I cant wait till Wed 1 o clock...

Something strong please.... very strong, prefferably able to render me unconcious with one sip....

*hugs*

There, there FC. I'm sure it's not as bad as all that.

*sympathy*
Menza? Menza! Somebody here needs The Fuel...

oh.. you'd better believe it is.... aaaaaaargh!!!!

hmmm... *looks at strange green coloured semi-solid gel which has appeared in front of her. Notices its beginning to make the glass change colour...*

hmm.. fair enough.... *sniffs the drink and goes to take a sip...*

THUD! *falls off her barstool, unconscious....*

Maybe we need some Klathian Coffee here now, 50ml should surfice.

That seems to have done the trick.
*dons protective clothing and removes the smoking remains of the glass*

*opens eyes blearily*

what day is it??? have the exams gone yet???

*head sags backwards again, eyes closing once more...*

I think we nay have a case of pre-traumaic stress disorder here Doc. This may need something stronger than KC how about a sunshine band?

Telepathy [pre-traumatic stress... Good one DD!!!}

*sits bolt upright....* aaaargh! where am I again???

The Forum and Firkin. We think you may be suffering some form of stress related illness. Don't balme it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blaome it on the boogie.

hmm... the boogie... yup, you could be onto something there... personally I'd put it down to not enough revision! ah well, the show must go on.... *wasn't that a hit for Queen???*

hmm... I must say, I feel calmer than when I came in earlier.... Thanks DD *hugs* right, I final bacardi and coke, and I'll be heading off....