h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are we allowed to bring our own drinks into this bar? I've just opened a can of guiness and it seems a shame to waste it. (or to throw me out)

Well I throw you out for drinking imitation beer. I mean Guinness is one thing, but when the can spells it wrong I don't think it is a very ggod show for a presidential candidate to drink bootlegged beer.

Oi! No political point scoring in here, thank you very much!

& can I have a please?

And a c|*| of that bizarre Dandelion Anything you're serving in the beer tent, if you please.

Hey, I'll be happy to supply anyone - including this pub - with bootlegged beer.
Why base your campaign on honesty when you can bribe voters?

Good evening everyone. please. No dandelions.

Is that a real or some of Peregrin's dodgy bootleg stuff?

A real one please.

*disappears behind bar*
*returns with a for Amy, for himself and for Joanna in case she's still here*
How are you this evening?

Not doing too badly, thanks. And yourself?

*drinks heartily from * Fine, thank you.

*wanders in..* I survived one... only two more to go...

a double glenlivet, with just a dash of water please???

*checks watch* Must be self service by now...
*disappears behind bar again and returns with a for Fashion Cat*

ooh... thanks EV. what a day.... exam in the morn, revision in the afternoon. yuk!

Thanks EV

Did you say it was self serve EV ?

*helps self to a *

You're both welcome. It's hard work being a customer in here...

Self service by now is it? *gets *

Don't you love those days where you seem to have spent all day working (barring the odd visit to h2g2 of course ) and yet have precious little to show for it by the end. Hohum.

*sips *

How's everyone else?

Ah, good, the simulposts are still working...