h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Look, Skel, it's easy: just throw the food in through your jaw, chew a bit if you feel like it, then let it fall through your body and out via your pelvic bones! I mean that's all us flesh-bearing creatures ultimately do - and you can save so much time in completing the process!

Don't you think it's disgusting to see a skeleton chew? Every time I crack a nut like that, part of the resulting goo will fall inside my jaws, the rest will fall out along the sides... If I were in your position, I wouldn't want to look at it!

It's much more timesaving not to bother at all

Yes, I definately don't want to see what you look like chewing!
BTW - has everyone looked at the new Drinkies on Mensa@@e's page?

I saw a few, they's kewl!

They're pretty good but the handles for the are on the wrong side.

True - but I guess we can let him off...

They certainly look better than anything I could come up with, so I shouldn't complain

well, no it means that C|_| could turn into a coffee cup and |_|) into a beer glass if ever the powers that be are persuaded to allow them to work as and do

Okay, so we'll ask mensa@@e if he could reverse the piccy, and all will be fine!

Top idea.

it would be nice if I could get them to do _|~|_ as my hat smiley he made for me too.
but I think that would be pushing it.

my hat smiley is now adorning my web page, but i have not yet had the time to update my h2g2 one.

i suppose we are on self service, aren't we?

*wanders behind bar (other customers can now only see top of hat)
noise of glasses rattling and much shuffling
wanders back out with a |_| and packet of pistachios*

hmmm....
I wonder if Mezz@@e will mind that I forgot my dustpan and brush this time...?

Probably not, I think that crumbs can add Character to a pub, not to mention rodents.

and other rubbish, like this:

*explodes, leaving bits and pieces of his bones all over the establishment, and a grey cloud of dust impairing everyone's vision and making it hard to breathe*

*a distant voice laughs hauntingly*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*thinks that maybe Skeleton is the F&F's most awkward customer*

:: appers suddenly amid a torrent of water that starts just below the celing and sluices across the floor in a most remarkable manner, collecting all the scraps, dust, and bone fragments without getting anyone but the author wet befor pliotly letting it's self out the front door. ::
hello every one, are we on self serv again tonight?

*a cloud of dust and rubble flows in through the front door, whirls around the establishment, and settles down*

*some seconds pass*

*The rubble rises, converges, and forms Skeleton!*

Hi guys, I'm back!!!

Is it just me, or is the old F&F getting neglected a little these days?

It's just you!

No, I'm kidding! The F&F is a bit low on the attention-scale I believe. Menzy should do something about it!

not Menz@@e, but everyone. Why don't the ACEs direct people here as somehwere to "see".

That might be a way to get it on, true. I'll get on it right away
Thanks for suggesting that to an ACE

However, I see a trend here: When Menzy is around, the club is active and lots of different people join. When he's not, it start looking like an Aces-only discussion. That's why I actually suggested we need Menzy back online It's actually meant as a tribute to him!