h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks - one for the road, eh?
Hang on... what trampolene?

**appering in a more economic puff of smoke**
Howdy all, can I get a pitcher please.
wow look at the straws!

I thought all the drink in here was free?

I sincerely hope it is, otherwise I must have run up a hell of a tab! Anyway, what the hell... another , please!

Considering my height and the customary height of bars, I was most probably jumping up and down in order to maybe see over the bar.

Evening all, a large g&t please - maybe even c - it's been a long day. I hate Mondays.

Me too... another c for me please!

I third that. a round for everone please.
just put on my tab

Why thank you very much, third asst. eng. (catchy name you have there).

Only 4 more days till the weekend

Yes, thank you - can I ask what happened to the first two asst. eng.s?

*Hands over 2 c hoping that he got orders right*

Whats been going on then?

Yes, do tell?

Evening

*hands over a *

And I still don't know.

I thank you!!!

*sits in the corner and reads the Daily Mail*

Have you seen the Drinkies that I drew?

Blimey, that pint of gin c went down well. Any chance of a refill please barman.

(watching university challenge is very thirsty work)

One c comming up. How many questions did you get right?

Er, not very many actually. But, y'know, I wasn't really trying, in fact.. i was.. er.. also finishing the Times Crossword and doing my taxes, so i only got about er.. one

I usually average about 3 a show, but then again they never really ask question from my subjects.

I gave up watching it, it was becoming embarrassing. Nice drinkies, Mr M! please.