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Yeah, but the drink can 'fall out' into the right place - bottoms up and all

Speaking of which, do you want a drink?

Large gin and tonic, ice and a slice. Thanks, mate. I was getting a bit thirsty.

Nice place you've got here. Many regulars?

Yeah, me for one. A of your finest Drumroll, please, landlord...

One Gin and toxic, and a . And we do have several regulars, but they all seem to have pushed off for the evening.

Maybe they've all gone round to different (and more real) establishments. There must be plenty of benfits of running a virtual pub - no pipes to clean (or toilets to clean); no fights (I assume there have been no fights yet); 24 hour opening... do you have a dominoes team?

Try the games corner.

And everytime Skeleton comes in here he spills coke on the floor, Mad Hatter left nut shells all over the place. And there is something really odd in the cellar. As for fight I think we have nearly had 2 but I was too busy running away from one. I think that covers the brief history of the F&F. Now, care for another drink?

Are you trying to get me drunk?

(Large g&t - - ice and a slice? - if you don't mind)

As regards fights, the memory of Opinionated Lurcher's brutality towards The Grim Squeaker is all too fresh in my mind. Remember when OL threw the frail little fellow on the floor to get to the bar?
And the Squeaker hasn't been seen since...
I need another to take my mind off that distressing episode.

OK, another G&T and a .

We have yet to cone up with a G&T drinkie, any ideas?

I think works? - but you obviously don't as you ignored it quite profgessionally the first time

It does work quite well, I think it will have to be addad to the list. for drinks with tonic/coke added.

I didn't leave nut shells everywhere - I just got them everywhere.
Didn't you notice the dustpan&brush hurriedly cleaning them up as they flew?

And how about you? I recall there being a food fight outside the bar....

I'm not sure if this is the sort of establishment a young lady such as myself should be frequenting. Seems a bit 'volatile'

We are just all good friends here, but that might have something to do with the amount of booze that gets drunk.

I believe the order is one and a |_| of ginger ale

OK, you've talked me into staying - make mine a large one

Isn't it funny how sufficient quanitites of booze can make total strangers friends, and make enemies out of your friends.

Thats just cos none of your friends want to have to carry you home.

A large one, hmmmmm. Will do?

thanks very muvh
sips on ginger ale gratefully
baking is hot and thirsty work

*Peregrin slowly rises up from the floor, Terminator style*
Afternoon all. Large please.
How about \¾/ c|½| |¼| etc. for partially drunk drinks?
And |§| for a soft drink with a novelty straw...

Umm, yes. I don't think any of my fr4iends would have any qualms about leaving me to sleep in a gutter

Thanks for the - just how I like it (all G, v, little T)