h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes! all round!

I hope I can last until the new year.

double of rum and leave the bottle please, Ah any one up for a game of (insert faverate bar game here)
or perhaps just some more tic tack toe
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Hah, I win!
O|O|O
O|O|O
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It's great to cheat.
Especially when you've got a sword to back it up.

"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

umm...sorry, wrong game room.

Well, nothing like a grand entrance!
TAE, seems we can't play darts, how about backgammon or chess?
Pass that rum, there's a luv.

BTW, good you to see you back.

Luna (QoH)

*passes the rum*

We are a little limited in the games we can play.

perhaps if you have a chess board and peices we could corrospandence chess slipping moves into outherwise bantering messages. come on come all I will take you two at a time mwhahahaha

:: pours anouther of rum for every-one ::

Ever heard of the alcoholic version of chess?

can't say as I have do you drink when you capture a peice?

I'm in!

Let the games commence!!

Chess is a violent and disturbing game. I always use this- my Beserker Pawn. Watch!
*Puts pawn down on board. Pawn moves around board , knocking over pieces on both sides. In the end, only the kings and the pawn remain.*
Stalemate!
*Draws sword. Cuts enemy king in half.*
I win!

I repeat:

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

*looks around*

Where is that headsman?
Never around when you need one.

probably over in the bookcorner enjoying a nice latee

Do headsmen normally have a particular penchant for milk?

I don't know, I suppose it might help settle their somach.

I AM the headsman. You hired me cuz' I come with my own equipment. Here. Have a rum on me.

Alundra, You will make a perfect headsman. You seem to enjoy all that mucking about with weapons!
Thanks for the drink, but might I have it in a glass?

*passes empty glass*

I never thought I would have to type that.

Well DUH, I am ALUNDRA (Insert Alundra theme tune here)
I muck around with weapons because It's my job to save the world. I can walk in peoples dreams, too. And if I kill plants they always have money. And I'm MAGIC!

Oh, you think your SO important? What makes you think your special, Ma'am? Just because you're queen and we all love and respect you- Sorry ma'am. Won't happen again. Here. Bottle of rum.
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